Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
May your hair fall out and the grime and germs on your skin from not washing or cleaning yourself properly turn into some form of skin disease that makes small children scream in terror and adult men cry.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Fucking Cunt, hope you die you bitch.
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Declared by Non ya damn business on Monday, September 22, 2014
fuck man, i hate teachers. they all closed mined and stupid. the old female teachers are the worst. you know, those ones who look like a bulldog and are fat and ugly with short hair or a wig. KILL 'EM ALL!
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Declared by brendon on Sunday, October 21, 2007
Education is the begining of the long spiral downward.
my brother, keep your mind closed, and your bible open.
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Declared by Erich on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
I declare a jihad, Jesper
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Declared by Teamboxlover42 on Friday, March 22, 2013
for being computer science major.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 4, 2007
FUCK YOU BITCHES AT SCHOOL FUCK YOU ALL I HATE ALL OF U i hate u seniors,i hate u ex best friend i hate u current best friend i hate u haters i hate u teachers i hate u random shit people i dont give a flying fuCK about i hate u all choke on a dick i hate all of u
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Declared by go away on Friday, August 23, 2013
Thanks for shouting out personal, embarrassing secrets (not to mention that these things were JOKES between FRIENDS, none of which were even true!) in the middle of class, for the teacher and all of our classmates to hear. Bitch, I've tried so hard to get along with you, I've defended you when countless...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 13, 2012
I was 11 when i playing 'tag' with my then best friend seth. I started calling him child as a joke, because i was that kind of weird kid i thought that was funny, and i just went along with it because he was my friend. well anyway, this turned into our own game between me and a friend and seth and his friend...
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Declared by Abel Schoneveld on Monday, March 2, 2015
JAQLA ZOKK TAL BAMBOO GO SORMU..
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Declared by UNKNOWN on Sunday, January 17, 2010
Yiiihaaaw-D
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Declared by Ramos on Wednesday, March 10, 2010
ConLaw can kick rocks. Fuck it. Why test it on the bar exam? No lawyer uses in real life. Only soft bitches who can get real jobs care about, so let them deal with it. Fuck you ConLaw. Suck it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 15, 2015
No co prde, vyhlasujem ti Jihad.
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
Fag paste peice of shit fialed me
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 22, 2009
Lunchladies are annoying! They yell at you, stalk you, ban everything, and can't even pronounce a single fucking name! I DECLARE JIHAD ON YOU BITCHES! I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE MR PAMPERS (nickname for a male lunchlady)
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Declared by 22warriorcat22 on Monday, September 23, 2013
Break up with Logan
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Declared by Sam ;) on Thursday, December 10, 2009
I hate when you get up the courage to IM someone on facebook and they rudely signoff the second you say hey. Dumb Bitches atleast say sorry you have to go! Jihad on you!
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Declared by Ashamed on Tuesday, January 19, 2010
The world doesn't revolve around you, so stop living in your dreams. Aren't you ever humiliated by your actions?
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Declared by GIRL on Thursday, August 2, 2012
hate ittttttttt
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Declared by Moemoea on Friday, October 15, 2010