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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI thought that it would be appropriate to put a jihad on Arabic class. So many freakin words to memorize for the final. Why won't this never end?
ps--I am also putting a more general jihad on 8am finals. You are waaaaay too early in the morning
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Declared by An angry student on Monday, December 17, 2007
Professors need to stop giving points to people just because they raised their hand and said something stupid in class. I did not pay thousands of dollars to hear some idiot student talk about how her trip to the Bahamas relates to globalization!
If students have something interesting to say... then...
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Declared by AmericanU on Monday, November 5, 2007
21st century muslims!!!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I HATE YOU M AND YOUR STUPID UGLY PETTY FACE
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 11, 2017
Alright so coming up this weekend is Homecoming my Senior Homecoming! and my friends and I have not really been planning what to do before but I was invited to a pre-homecoming party but never said if I was going or not because I thought my group was bigger. Yesterday it turns out some of my friends made...
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Declared by i hate my life on Tuesday, September 22, 2009
LIAR! you and you're girlfriend. young father. sad you didnt get to even attend graduation.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 24, 2012
Hey, asshole! You won't see this but: GET A LIFE! You ask my friends for my private Instagram photos and then laugh at them and re post them without my permission! I applaud you on how sad you are! It must be great fun doing that on an evening, rather than playing with your, um, maybe three friends?!...
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Declared by Furious victim. on Friday, October 7, 2016
Break up with Logan
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Declared by Sam ;) on Thursday, December 10, 2009
Hey! I don't care who the hell sees this. I am angry and I've been holding it in for a very long fucking time. Do you know how the fuck it feels to fucking keep quiet while you fucking know that people are fucking walking the fuck all over you? No! Because you're only fucking worried about yourselves. Don't...
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Declared by Angry Quiet Bitch on Tuesday, November 8, 2016
This is what you get for giving me my nation project the last day of school
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Declared by Noah Baker on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Thanks for shouting out personal, embarrassing secrets (not to mention that these things were JOKES between FRIENDS, none of which were even true!) in the middle of class, for the teacher and all of our classmates to hear. Bitch, I've tried so hard to get along with you, I've defended you when countless...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 13, 2012
I declare a jihad on all proofs
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2012
ConLaw can kick rocks. Fuck it. Why test it on the bar exam? No lawyer uses in real life. Only soft bitches who can get real jobs care about, so let them deal with it. Fuck you ConLaw. Suck it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 15, 2015
UCF sucks! Their administration doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground. They're an impersonal, bureaucratic, amorphous scar on the face of Florida. Knightro can kiss my ass!
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Declared by UCF Student on Thursday, May 6, 2010
I declare a jihad on all the teachers that piss me off. Most of all il-panda
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Declared by xXxMALTIxXx on Saturday, January 16, 2010
Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
ur a pure bitch....u dun knw how to treat ur students...u just bring ur fat ass 2 d class 2 show us all how interlligent u r...u freako for once give up ur childish nature n start behavin like an adult...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
I CAN'T
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
He make us do a 3,5 hour test and we are done in 1,5 hours and we have to sit i 2 hours doing nothing
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Declared by Jesperhater42 on Thursday, September 26, 2013
fuck you mr fucking himnawengfnksvzdcxjdawqyuszckncdhczh jmnnbbn ndcxs fx mcbvhhdforhjvh km fuck you mi9sterm hicvndskccvkm,
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Declared by scD F on Thursday, October 12, 2017