Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou bitch!!!! All I wanted was a car ride, but you just left me and bitched about how fucking far away it was from your doctors appointment after school. NEWS FLASH!!!!!! Your doctors is literally, and there is no exaggeration, across the street from my neighborhood! Ughhhh! P.S. I'm glad I'm going to a...
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Declared by Emily on Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Bryan will never love you, and you're annoying as hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, March 21, 2009
You must pay the price for stealing my goats! Die a fiery death, and may Allah burn you forever!
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Declared by Hussein Muhammad bin-Azar on Friday, November 7, 2008
what gives you the right not to do anything huh?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I declare Jihad on you!
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Declared by Omar Qazi on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For the first time in my life I failed in something ..........
She hasnt even taken a single class the entire year......
How can she fail us when she herself knows lesser about EVS than a endemic endangered creature knows about reproduction .........
May she burn in green hell......
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Declared by Now-i-dont-give-a-rats-ass-bout-the-environment on Wednesday, November 21, 2007
We will fight to the last man and automaton for the AStu-talo! We already won the first battle.
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Declared by AS on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Bitch please.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
Are you two fucking morons? Please understand that in the 5 projects that we have all worked in together I have done more work than all three of you put together. And the best part? I can't believe how fucking dumb you are, SH. It's like you have no bloody brains at all, spending all your attention hankering...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 5, 2011
Don't ask me "What's up killa" Everytime I see you.
Don't say "Whack, straightup, dawg, word, what's crackin, Girrrlllll"
It's creepy and i'm suprised you're not arrested.
No one likes you, always walking around taking pictures of the spanish girls. You interrupt our class and come in to flirt with...
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Declared by Everyone at school. on Monday, November 19, 2007
Go to fucking hell .
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Declared by 101 on Sunday, March 27, 2011
BUT I DON'T WANT TO
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
This Jihad for me and my classmates...
We will pass IS lessons
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
THE SUN GOES DOWN
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
i fXcking hate how you're all so judgmental and SHALLOW! you whXres wear so much makeup that im surprised you haven't suffocated in it yet. and those clothes? yeah, if you could even call them that. just because i RESPECT myself and dont dress like a slXt doesnt mean im a freak. it means im not going to be...
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Declared by Hurt on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
SCHOOL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
יא הומו
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Declared by Dor on Monday, October 8, 2007
you are SO annoying. your ridiculous comments and know it all attitude make me want to strangle you over and over and over. you also look like a bulldog. please close your mouth, nobody wants to hear your long ridiculous stories about nothing. SHUT UP!
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Declared by Astrid on Sunday, September 9, 2007
I DECLARE A JIHAD ON YOU AND YOURS! DIE FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAH!
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Declared by Aziz-Makbar Muhammad Jihad on Friday, November 7, 2008
Did u get this
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 5, 2017