Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoBryan will never love you, and you're annoying as hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, March 21, 2009
You are an inconsiderate woman who cannot function, let alone teach a class. I hope you have many sleepless nights, that's for giving us a test on something you didn't teach, as well as having one day to prepare for the test. I hope you never sleep.
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Declared by Pissed off Student on Tuesday, March 18, 2014
STOP LYING TO EVERYONE. Were not your game board. So just stop.
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Declared by Student on Saturday, April 21, 2012
gives us too much work to do over half term and it's actually pissing me off.
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Declared by gracieeeee on Thursday, October 25, 2007
Bitch please.
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Declared by Sonny Bishop on Friday, March 8, 2013
Anyone who is having so much school work they don't have enough time to spend with their family(a.k.a. get drunk), help me with the Jihad.
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Declared by Mgccl on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Fucking Cunt, hope you die you bitch.
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Declared by Non ya damn business on Monday, September 22, 2014
for being computer science major.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 4, 2007
Hey! I don't care who the hell sees this. I am angry and I've been holding it in for a very long fucking time. Do you know how the fuck it feels to fucking keep quiet while you fucking know that people are fucking walking the fuck all over you? No! Because you're only fucking worried about yourselves. Don't...
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Declared by Angry Quiet Bitch on Tuesday, November 8, 2016
you broke my heart.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
JIHAD TO YOU INFIDEL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 6, 2013
They screwed up my life. I mean it really says something about you when the valedictorian hates your guts.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 2, 2013
I thought that it would be appropriate to put a jihad on Arabic class. So many freakin words to memorize for the final. Why won't this never end?
ps--I am also putting a more general jihad on 8am finals. You are waaaaay too early in the morning
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Declared by An angry student on Monday, December 17, 2007
YOU INFIDEL.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You don't deserve an A+ because you're a fucking idiot. You think you are smart, but you lack common sense. You fail at life. Hence, you're an idiot with an A+ on a report card.
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Declared by George Washington better than YOU on Friday, May 16, 2008
I declare holy war on all of the unattractive men at Rothberg!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
Screw you, with your affirmative action, legacy loving, and "unusual/messed up" supporting (you let in a guy/girl/thing because he/she/it was transgender, and you don't let me in??) policies. What kind of people are you anyway - deciding the fates of students who are better than you to a school that is...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Are you two fucking morons? Please understand that in the 5 projects that we have all worked in together I have done more work than all three of you put together. And the best part? I can't believe how fucking dumb you are, SH. It's like you have no bloody brains at all, spending all your attention hankering...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 5, 2011
I felt fucking awesome when you accepted me into your school, because you're an IVY LEAGUE. but when you didn't give me enough financial aid to reasonably attend, AND after I poured my heart into a letter explaining why you've been my dream school for 4 fucking years, you replied with "we're sorry, we can't...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Fuck all you rich, bratty, preppy, racist, drug addled motherfuckers at vestavia high school, you are all going nowhere in life because your mentality is that sports and trucks are more important than learning...not like any learning could be done there with all the old fucktard hags you call teachers, I...
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Declared by Gothking on Saturday, April 11, 2015