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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infowhat gives you the right not to do anything huh?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
YOU INFIDEL.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Marieluise, you always say like "I dont speak the language" and stuff, it is so jihadded! For a long time, we all have wanted to declare a Jihad upon you! We can't take your jihaddy behaviour anymore!
JIHAD ON YOU MARIELUISE
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Declared by Oliver Jihad Dhor on Saturday, May 18, 2013
I hope you read this...peedo.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Don't ask me "What's up killa" Everytime I see you.
Don't say "Whack, straightup, dawg, word, what's crackin, Girrrlllll"
It's creepy and i'm suprised you're not arrested.
No one likes you, always walking around taking pictures of the spanish girls. You interrupt our class and come in to flirt with...
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Declared by Everyone at school. on Monday, November 19, 2007
you are not FUCKING straight edge or hardcore cough cough cough
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Declared by MR X on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
I invite you out for lunch and you think I'm into you when I made it clear that I only did so to get to know you and become friends. And then you think I'm sending you signals and you fuck everything up by not talking to me when I turned you down. Now you said you'd give me a second chance when I asked and...
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Declared by Ash. on Tuesday, February 21, 2012
I CAN'T
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
The world doesn't revolve around you, so stop living in your dreams. Aren't you ever humiliated by your actions?
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Declared by GIRL on Thursday, August 2, 2012
JIHAD TO YOU INFIDEL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 6, 2013
I hate when you get up the courage to IM someone on facebook and they rudely signoff the second you say hey. Dumb Bitches atleast say sorry you have to go! Jihad on you!
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Declared by Ashamed on Tuesday, January 19, 2010
FUCK you, you stupid, sorry excuse for a ghetto ass deadbeat. Yeah, we look alike, people say we're twins, but I don't know you. Yet you feel like it's okay to try and mock ME? Oh HELL no, asshole. I'm am the better version of you. I look better, I smell better, I have more friends, I get more girls, my...
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Declared by Your Better Half on Wednesday, April 7, 2010
I DON'T KNOW
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I felt fucking awesome when you accepted me into your school, because you're an IVY LEAGUE. but when you didn't give me enough financial aid to reasonably attend, AND after I poured my heart into a letter explaining why you've been my dream school for 4 fucking years, you replied with "we're sorry, we can't...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 10, 2012
fuck you mr fucking himnawengfnksvzdcxjdawqyuszckncdhczh jmnnbbn ndcxs fx mcbvhhdforhjvh km fuck you mi9sterm hicvndskccvkm,
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Declared by scD F on Thursday, October 12, 2017
This Jihad for me and my classmates...
We will pass IS lessons
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Are you two fucking morons? Please understand that in the 5 projects that we have all worked in together I have done more work than all three of you put together. And the best part? I can't believe how fucking dumb you are, SH. It's like you have no bloody brains at all, spending all your attention hankering...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 5, 2011
DIE MUTHAFUCKAAAAAS!!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE UGLY PRESENTATIONS ANYWAYS!!!
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Declared by FlyingChicken on Sunday, September 5, 2010
SCHOOL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You, the guy who is supposed to be our advocate in the face of an unreasonable and inflexible sponsor. Fuck you.
We follow your advice, the sponsor gets pissed, and you don't say a god damn word about it, you just sit there all smug and amused while we take an ass chewing. Now I am informed of a bullshit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 15, 2013