Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoAlright so coming up this weekend is Homecoming my Senior Homecoming! and my friends and I have not really been planning what to do before but I was invited to a pre-homecoming party but never said if I was going or not because I thought my group was bigger. Yesterday it turns out some of my friends made...
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Declared by i hate my life on Tuesday, September 22, 2009
I CAN'T
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Lunchladies are annoying! They yell at you, stalk you, ban everything, and can't even pronounce a single fucking name! I DECLARE JIHAD ON YOU BITCHES! I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE MR PAMPERS (nickname for a male lunchlady)
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Declared by 22warriorcat22 on Monday, September 23, 2013
Because my grades currently suck and I want to declare jihad on something.
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Declared by Karen on Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Don't ask me "What's up killa" Everytime I see you.
Don't say "Whack, straightup, dawg, word, what's crackin, Girrrlllll"
It's creepy and i'm suprised you're not arrested.
No one likes you, always walking around taking pictures of the spanish girls. You interrupt our class and come in to flirt with...
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Declared by Everyone at school. on Monday, November 19, 2007
DIE INFIDEL SCHOOL. YOU HAVE INSULTED THE GREATEST PERSON TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. WHEN I RULE THE WORLD, I SHALL SMITE THEE WITH NUKES!!!!
GOD WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE ON YOUR STUPIDITY.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, December 15, 2008
Fag paste peice of shit fialed me
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, May 22, 2009
I declare a jihad on all proofs
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2012
YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Jihad on you Asshole roommate! It's 1:00 and for the ninth day in a row, I can't sleep because you're up till 3:00 shouting at your fucking video game! Why did I get stuck with a fucking asian gamer?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Ricky Delgado is the most stuck-up, arrogant piece of dog shit ever to walk the face of the planet. Too bad he can't hide the fact that he was made major sindak in Ateneo by even lesser pices of shit. Ricky is that much of a fucking coward he couldn't do shit. Now he spends the rest of his life trying to...
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Declared by Migs on Wednesday, May 28, 2008
FUCK YOU BITCHES AT SCHOOL FUCK YOU ALL I HATE ALL OF U i hate u seniors,i hate u ex best friend i hate u current best friend i hate u haters i hate u teachers i hate u random shit people i dont give a flying fuCK about i hate u all choke on a dick i hate all of u
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Declared by go away on Friday, August 23, 2013
The world doesn't revolve around you, so stop living in your dreams. Aren't you ever humiliated by your actions?
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Declared by GIRL on Thursday, August 2, 2012
This is what you get for giving me my nation project the last day of school
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Declared by Noah Baker on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Jihad on you, you fat obnoxious Italian liberal asshole. I hope your parrots rape you in your sleep.
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Declared by A Former Student on Thursday, October 8, 2009
JAQLA ZOKK TAL BAMBOO GO SORMU..
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Declared by UNKNOWN on Sunday, January 17, 2010
I HAD BETTER GET AN "A" IN INORGANIC, BITCH!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 4, 2009
You always say that no one can say mother fuckin shit to your face but you know what? Youre a mother fuckin hypocrite. You dont face your problems, you facebook them. You cant say no fuckin shit to no ones face yet you think people will say it to you. You say "im amazing at everything" but you really suck at...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
You are an inconsiderate woman who cannot function, let alone teach a class. I hope you have many sleepless nights, that's for giving us a test on something you didn't teach, as well as having one day to prepare for the test. I hope you never sleep.
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Declared by Pissed off Student on Tuesday, March 18, 2014
I fucking declare jihad on myself for being to cheap to get the damn book for my exam in time. I have eight days to write this thing and now I have to wait up to five days for the damn book, because I was hoping it would arrive at the library in time. I'm a fucking moron. Jihad on me.
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Declared by Josefine on Wednesday, May 1, 2013