Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoHey! I don't care who the hell sees this. I am angry and I've been holding it in for a very long fucking time. Do you know how the fuck it feels to fucking keep quiet while you fucking know that people are fucking walking the fuck all over you? No! Because you're only fucking worried about yourselves. Don't...
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Declared by Angry Quiet Bitch on Tuesday, November 8, 2016
I HAD BETTER GET AN "A" IN INORGANIC, BITCH!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 4, 2009
JIHAD TO YOU INFIDEL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 6, 2013
I hate the homework and the teacher. I want to fuck my sexy teacher in the ass and in the pussy.
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Declared by x-master on Monday, October 22, 2007
I thought that it would be appropriate to put a jihad on Arabic class. So many freakin words to memorize for the final. Why won't this never end?
ps--I am also putting a more general jihad on 8am finals. You are waaaaay too early in the morning
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Declared by An angry student on Monday, December 17, 2007
You always say that no one can say mother fuckin shit to your face but you know what? Youre a mother fuckin hypocrite. You dont face your problems, you facebook them. You cant say no fuckin shit to no ones face yet you think people will say it to you. You say "im amazing at everything" but you really suck at...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Anyone who is having so much school work they don't have enough time to spend with their family(a.k.a. get drunk), help me with the Jihad.
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Declared by Mgccl on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jihad on you, you fat obnoxious Italian liberal asshole. I hope your parrots rape you in your sleep.
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Declared by A Former Student on Thursday, October 8, 2009
This is what you get for giving me my nation project the last day of school
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Declared by Noah Baker on Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Bryan will never love you, and you're annoying as hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, March 21, 2009
I fucking declare jihad on myself for being to cheap to get the damn book for my exam in time. I have eight days to write this thing and now I have to wait up to five days for the damn book, because I was hoping it would arrive at the library in time. I'm a fucking moron. Jihad on me.
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Declared by Josefine on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
why are you even in this group if you don't do anything?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Professors need to stop giving points to people just because they raised their hand and said something stupid in class. I did not pay thousands of dollars to hear some idiot student talk about how her trip to the Bahamas relates to globalization!
If students have something interesting to say... then...
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Declared by AmericanU on Monday, November 5, 2007
You don't deserve an A+ because you're a fucking idiot. You think you are smart, but you lack common sense. You fail at life. Hence, you're an idiot with an A+ on a report card.
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Declared by George Washington better than YOU on Friday, May 16, 2008
i was so happy to hear that i made the cheer team and thought i would make a lot of friends,fly, and just be happy, well i was wrong. No one even talks to me or cares about me. i told you i wanted to be a flyer, so you decided put me as a front spot and now i have carry girls who weigh more than me. Im in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 23, 2012
I declare holy war on all of the unattractive men at Rothberg!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
STOP LYING TO EVERYONE. Were not your game board. So just stop.
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Declared by Student on Saturday, April 21, 2012
you broke my heart.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Bitch, don't tell me that I need to try on for the swim team after knowing me for less than 5 seconds! So what if you daughter went to the same swim team as I did - like 9 years ago? Who the f*** cares?!!?
And the fact that your each of your sons took 7 AP courses each is credited to the fact that they...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
YOU INFIDEL.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013