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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThe truth about the lot of you, is that you're just pussies. You're too scared to commit in a relationship, that you choose to fuck someone else while still keep your girl because you want to have your back up plan in case you change your in time.
And fuck you Jason, seriously. The past 24 hours I've been...
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Declared by Anna. on Tuesday, January 8, 2013
I hereby declare a holy war against the smug, jargon-spouting, money-wasting old boy network of the Bishops' Conference of England and Wales.
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Declared by Damian Thompson on Monday, October 8, 2007
Because the smokey mountains are NOT a rainforest!!!!
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Declared by I hate Kentucky on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
You, my poor friend are the one possessed by the Cake! The only sin I will ever commit is the inhalation of your world view. I will banish you to the recesses of the universe, where the light of every star and galaxy twinkles as bright as the faintest night star.
O vengeful Pie! May you lend me the strength...
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Declared by WowThatsAwesomeQT on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
This pseudoscientific hack, also Cambridge Professor For The Public Misunderstanding of Science frequently starts rants on subjects about which he knows nothing. It is time for his perfidious arrogance to be brought to an end.
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Declared by Ptahhotpe on Monday, October 8, 2007
"May the Lord smite all the enemy nations and devour the entrails of their virgin children while laying waste to their crops and fields and rendering their cities desolate. Praise be to the Lord."
You're the children's pastor, for f*cks sake! What the hell?!
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Declared by That kid sitting in the back on Sunday, February 10, 2008
So glad that people want to Jihad you. You mean, selfish, cold blooded jerk. why do people hate you so much that they love you. Do us good and just dissappear.
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Declared by PomisBITCH on Saturday, April 21, 2012
You Suck
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
its your own face, if you dont like it TOO BAD
i hate it when you go through pictures, share them so people can feel nostalgic and you get those pricks who go "ohh delete it i look shit"
well, I HOPE THE DEVIL TAKES THE UGLIEST PICTURE OF YOU AND UPLOADS IT TO THE HELL NETWORKING SITE,
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 24, 2011
ass holesssssssssssssssss
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Declared by harman on Thursday, November 15, 2007
My fellow americans, i am here to apoligize for my shitty job at being president. So please, Jihad on my old ass.
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, August 4, 2009
I let you in. I fucking let you in and you completely destroyed me. The worst thing about betrayal is to know it's done by someone you trusted the most. It takes years to build up trust and only seconds to destroy it. Go fuck yourself.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 30, 2015
For feeding me poison squid and making me miss a night of celebration at Nobu. Damn you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
OOOOH SHIT!
SO MY DAD PAYS 30 000 BUCKS A YEAR FOR THIS FUCKING PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL I GO TO... AND WHAT DO I GET??
FUCKING INCOMPETENT TEACHERS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO TEACH. ALL THEY FUCKING DO IS PUT MOTHERFUCKING PRESSURES ON OUR BACK AND BULLSHIT ALL DAY LONG. I FEEL MORE STUPID WHEN I LEAVE FROM CLASS...
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Declared by frustrated guy on Monday, February 22, 2010
Burn D&G FUCK!
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Declared by God on Sunday, October 7, 2007
BUY ME ANOTHER BEER! YOU'RE STILL UGLY!
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Declared by Catty-Cat on Monday, October 8, 2007
I would like to declare Jihad on James for being the most prolific lighter thief the world has ever seen!
No flame-creating device is safe when Jimmie's in town, pass one his way to fire up that blunt and it will never be seen again! ........ever!!
Some say he has a small lighter disposal unit...
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Declared by Vivian Burns on Thursday, October 25, 2007
your empire will be crushed and you and your family of dirty old dogs will perish into nothings
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Declared by Derish on Tuesday, May 19, 2009
I don't get it. I grew up in the Wesleyan Church and had some really good times there. I went to youth camps and graduated from a Wesleyan university (a real one).
I just don't get it though. Every single Wesleyan church I've been to (and I'm talking HUNDREDS of them) are absolutely terrible. They're...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Get real. The truth is that there is a huge majority of people who masturbate, in fact, there are less people who don't.
The UK Health Board even encourages it.
Now, go fuck yourself, assholes. DO IT. NOW.
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Declared by Hey, Masturbator! on Friday, December 11, 2009