Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by agafsdgdfg on Sunday, July 14, 2013
I wonder how you manage to be so successful. I hate how you had offered me to join your business. We'd met once, then I made some research so we can continue together. Then I have to try time and time again to call you and schedule another meeting. And some sunny day you tell me to call you the next day. The...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 21, 2008
I have asked the Imams for a thousandfold jihad on the stupid@$$ voters who called their congressmen and told them to vote against this "bailout" package. You STUPIDLY think it is about bailing out FatCat CEO's and people who don't deserve it. What about me, the little guy? I'm not rich, and I'm getting...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Monday, September 29, 2008
he plays with our feature! he fucked our life! i hate him!!!
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Declared by iranian boy on Monday, October 8, 2007
i want to declare jihad on hippies. i hate cock blowing faggot hippies and i want to kick them 'till they die. hippies sucks.
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Declared by michael on Sunday, October 21, 2007
I declare war at faulty values, the deathism in particularly. Mostly all religious people can be tagged as deathists. And almost all atheists too. They want to die of old age eventually. They want me to grow old and die, they want you to die the same way, everyone. Is not it freaky? They say it's "natural"....
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Declared by Ev on Monday, August 18, 2008
I hate all of you! You're all sick and twisted, each in a unique way. Every one of you is a liar and a cheater and full only of yourselves. I hate the whole world and it's you motherfuckers that keep it going. If I could I would kill everyone. Personally. And when the Earth was finally free from your filth,...
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Declared by shinigami on Sunday, November 8, 2009
Why do politically correct social justice warriors get off on bossing everyone around, while calling people who don’t want to be dominated “asshats”? Why do politically correct social justice warriors who allegedly support freedom of speech ironically want to stamp out freedom of speech?
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 9, 2015
Young folk who think it's fun to let off fireworks at 10:30 at night.
Ha ha, only it's not funny as I've got to tiny folk who are trying to sleep, and are scared shitless by the loud bangs.
Little Scroutes, save it for bonfire night.
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Declared by Matt on Friday, October 12, 2007
I love universtiy because all my profs claim to be teaching us to think on our own.
The thing they bring up most is "breaking preconcieved notions"
I have heard this f*cking qoute millions of times. I have heard it so many times that I think those are the only words left in my vocabulary.
...No...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
ДЖЫХАД!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2012
Lol. I respect Facebook, and I endlessly respect the creator.
It's the people on Facebook.
I love how the number of friends you have it what makes you who you are. People trip over themselves by the number of friends you have.
Let me tell you a little story.
In Highschool I knew a kid who knew...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
STOP stalking me, you weirdo. STOP insisting that you give me a ride in your car every single time I go out for the evening. That's smothering and weird. Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I have to submit to some creepy stalker dude. Tell your female friend to STOP following me to and from my job. (I...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, June 20, 2015
Dont try to rip me off///
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Fascist Islam, Radical Muslims, and Terrorists - jihad on you and taste the shit you've been giving everyone else.
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Declared by USA on Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Excuse me!!! But I never requested a windshield cleaning service, so don't start cleaning it!!!
Get lost instead!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 1, 2008
you evil person
i put a jihad on u
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Declared by jihad man on Sunday, November 14, 2010
Mother fucker I know you're just using me. You obviously don't see me as a human being, oh you think I'll be your fucking atm. Oi fucktard guess what? You're fucking obvious motherfucker I'm not gonna go and pick you up. I told you I'm busy asshole, Oh fuck don't blame for you not getting a job you fucking...
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Declared by Someguy on Thursday, June 14, 2018
Все Унылое гавно должно быть уничтожено!!!
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Declared by ыуь on Thursday, August 21, 2008
really? you're going to make a wiki for trolling people? you have got to be the stupidest, most backward hick pieces of shit I've ever seen. news flash: YOU. ARE.NOT.FUNNY. JUST. STUPID. die in a fire please.
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Declared by red jacket on Tuesday, November 24, 2009