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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThis is school to- my only mildly redeeming quality was my grades, I did well last year which really helped me through stuff but this year is going fucking crap and on top of how everything else is falling to pieces my grades are shit and everyone is expecting a lot from me and I'm not... I DONT KNOW and ugh...
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Declared by Alana on Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Stop eating with your mouth open I can see it and most irritatingly am drowned in the sound of your squelchy chomping. Are you a baffoon? Stop it!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007
The North Hollywood division of the Los Angeles Police Department has dirty police officers who snitch, especially just west of the intersection of Ventura Blvd. and Laurel Canyon Blvd. These are corrupt cops who make false accusations against other cops.
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Declared by anon. on Saturday, April 1, 2017
Society has launched a Jihad on you for being a homosexual Allen Shvarts. Go home. Go home and never come back.
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Declared by People of Earth on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Gods, and here I thought you were a friend. I guess I was wrong in thinking that. All you have done is tear me apart, limb by limb. You used to be so cute, but now your popularity has got to your head. Funny that. I guess my hatred is fueling my determination to outdo you in everything. Oh, and I've already...
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Declared by CPU4 on Sunday, September 20, 2015
When way up ahead you see that two lanes turn into one DO NOT slam on your brakes and try to get over immediately. Drive to the end of your lane and then its one car from each lane. Its called MERGING! So if I drive to the merge point and get ahead of you don't honk your horn at me because your an idiot...
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Declared by Left Coast on Friday, November 2, 2007
Go back to the province where you belong, you compulsive lying asshole! You are giving this city a big service if you do. Seriously! There's enough jolog rats over here in Metro Manila who lacks social graces, dishonest, corrupt, and compulsively breaking the rules so they could "improve themselves" for...
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Declared by Who do you think? on Wednesday, December 14, 2016
You are being assaulted for thy act of greed, lust and big-talk which you cannot live up to.
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Declared by The Plague Dentist on Wednesday, May 30, 2018
Regarding these jackasses who obsess about their childish conspiracy theories – take your pick: Bernie Bro sore losers, anti-vaxxers, chem trail psychos, 9/11 conspiracy a-holes, “truthers”, obsessive a-holes who say everything is “rigged” – all of them are a bunch of childish, delusional...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, August 6, 2016
The idiocy of politically correct social justice warriors (SJWs) is totally asinine. These jerks think you're sinful if you eat food, listen to music, or buy art from non-white people. PC fanatics are bullies: don't do this, say it this way, don't wear that, wear this instead, don't listen to this or that...
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Declared by never PC on Sunday, May 28, 2017
It's those beyotches who have to get that one spot because it's 10 feet closer and cause near-death accidents in the process. May a thousand Hummers run over you while you're walking to your car!
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Declared by Peteramsbertsass Hasan on Monday, September 10, 2007
I love the Voodoo Vixen clothing line – but they cater ONLY to fat broads. Really horrible. I’m a normal sized woman, and I’m slim and petite – but Voodoo Vixen ONLY caters to fat broads. I think this is really unfair. I can’t help the fact I’m slender with a petite build. Fat broads are so...
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Declared by petite lady on Wednesday, November 4, 2015
Why would you dare to state there are only 24 hours in a day and force us to cram 29 hours worth of stuff into it. Jihad on you society for forcing me to attempt to give up, YOU SHALL ALL BE DESTROYED!!!
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Declared by art on Tuesday, December 15, 2009
LOL! Those poser guys who think they’re real “tough guys” with their supposed Hollywood film “connections” and their so-called “contacts” with both the police and shady criminal types might show up there tonight, swaggering around while bragging about “kicking a-s-s” with their “bad-a-s-s...
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Declared by Anon. on Saturday, April 11, 2015
fucken boyfriend is the laziest mother fucker around, cant even muster up enough sympathy to make me feel better when im down, all he fkn does is eat and shit and play games, god get a life. why the fk am i with such a loser
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 10, 2009
you're an uncreative bitch and I hate you
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Declared by ANON on Sunday, July 14, 2013
Megan Reneau is disgusting, because on one of the more popular social media sites with the initials FB, stated she doesn't care about very young underage girls who were sexually molested by a well-known Olympics gymnastics coach now on trial. Megan says that all little girls who are sexually molested are to...
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Declared by very distressed on Thursday, January 18, 2018
M. on W. Blvd. in L,A, is a 57 year-old, kind of chubby, fat-waisted loser and washed-up has-been who pathetically thinks he can still attract young girls at his nightclub. They no longer pay attention to him, because he’s 57 years old, almost 60 years old, lying about the month of his birth, and he tries...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, November 26, 2016
These politically correct jerks have no soul. PC social justice warriors (SJWs) have never fallen in love. They don't even love their own children. Politically correct people are bullies who want to dominate other people. PC people are creepy control freaks. Instead of emotions and a soul, politically...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, June 8, 2017
Well, it's the weekend, so I suppose the loser who's been stalking me will bombard me with his creepy-ass text messages, even though I've told him to stop bothering me. You'd have to be a loser to stalk someone who doesn't want you. What a sap. Stalkers are losers.
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Declared by anon. on Friday, July 17, 2015