Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoCan the people who insist on walking so damn slowly along the street, move their fucking arses OUT the way and let other people pass. It's great that you have nowhere to be and your simple and sad life is fulfilled with a walk slower than a snail but jesus some of us want to go somewhere. So move your...
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Declared by Angry pedestrian on Monday, September 2, 2013
Fewer things are more irritating than these PC leftist types who have this neurotic compulsion to add "ist" onto words: ableist, classist, etc., while using ridiculous, pretentious words like "enculturation" and "oppression" and who claim they hate being white. So phony and attention-seeking. These are the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 1, 2017
Why is it that people don't keep to their bloody left on escalators. Stop hogging the right-lane and let people in a rush USE IT.
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Declared by Anonymous Coward on Sunday, October 7, 2007
All Americans, hands down. No exceptions.
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Declared by Jose Castillo on Sunday, January 20, 2008
This pseudoscientific hack, also Cambridge Professor For The Public Misunderstanding of Science frequently starts rants on subjects about which he knows nothing. It is time for his perfidious arrogance to be brought to an end.
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Declared by Ptahhotpe on Monday, October 8, 2007
You, my poor friend are the one possessed by the Cake! The only sin I will ever commit is the inhalation of your world view. I will banish you to the recesses of the universe, where the light of every star and galaxy twinkles as bright as the faintest night star.
O vengeful Pie! May you lend me the strength...
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Declared by WowThatsAwesomeQT on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Because the smokey mountains are NOT a rainforest!!!!
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Declared by I hate Kentucky on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Gooooooooood this is a waste of time! I say "uh-huh, yep", but I'm thinking SHUT THE FUCK UP! If it's not important to me, please don't say it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
I hate all of you! You're all sick and twisted, each in a unique way. Every one of you is a liar and a cheater and full only of yourselves. I hate the whole world and it's you motherfuckers that keep it going. If I could I would kill everyone. Personally. And when the Earth was finally free from your filth,...
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Declared by shinigami on Sunday, November 8, 2009
i declare war over fuckin stoopid old cunting faggots that let there kids play 18 rated computer games then kick up a massive fuss when they see a bit of violence in it. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LET YOUR KIDS PLAY THEM, you fucking stoopid tossing wank heads!!!! if you dont want your kids to play them dont...
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Declared by butters on Friday, October 19, 2007
BUY ME ANOTHER BEER! YOU'RE STILL UGLY!
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Declared by Catty-Cat on Monday, October 8, 2007
Burn D&G FUCK!
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Declared by God on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare jihad on all you believers. You substitute your brains with ancient books, thinking with believing and judgement with submission. You trade your desire to comfortably not feeling responsible for anything - your gods and books are - against your (and, if you could, our) freedom. See you in hell...
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Declared by Rene Descartes on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Owww Maaan Facebook Sucks Ass Big Time It Doesn't Even Let Us See Anyones Profile ARGGHHHH.... Jihad On U!!!!!
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Declared by Raul on Sunday, November 11, 2007
What's so funny in asking me what time it is after I told you I do not wear a watch? Is there anything funny about it, moron?
I'll tell you why you do it: because your parents are cousins of each other!
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Declared by I Hate Morons on Friday, September 12, 2008
Everyone i know takes my actions and expressions as being miserable and that i have nothing to be mad about. But the truth is im not always upset/hurting, and every time i am happy someone has to go and ruin it telling me to speak up, and telling me not to be So miserable..And it is usually adults, they all...
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Declared by Mick on Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Will be rated DOWN!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, October 28, 2010
You deaf people are the fucking rudest people on the fucking planet.
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Declared by a person who can hear shit. on Monday, October 8, 2007
Get real. The truth is that there is a huge majority of people who masturbate, in fact, there are less people who don't.
The UK Health Board even encourages it.
Now, go fuck yourself, assholes. DO IT. NOW.
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Declared by Hey, Masturbator! on Friday, December 11, 2009
For (style) crimes against humanity!
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Declared by The Style Inquisitor on Monday, October 8, 2007