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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSurrender, Repent, Praise the Pie, or Suffer Eternal Damnation!
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Declared by WowThatsAwesomeSL on Wednesday, June 10, 2009
poop
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Declared by po po magoo on Tuesday, November 9, 2010
My fellow americans, i am here to apoligize for my shitty job at being president. So please, Jihad on my old ass.
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, August 4, 2009
THIs place is SHIT! the weather is SHIT the services is SHIT i am not PROUD to be an assholic countrymen of this SHITTY country. The womens here ARE DUMB ASS FUCKING blinded pieces of shits who would choose a fucking skinny drug vagina face over brad pitt. I Cant even sip a beer without these religious...
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Declared by motherfuckAARebel on Saturday, October 2, 2010
OOOOH SHIT!
SO MY DAD PAYS 30 000 BUCKS A YEAR FOR THIS FUCKING PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL I GO TO... AND WHAT DO I GET??
FUCKING INCOMPETENT TEACHERS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO TEACH. ALL THEY FUCKING DO IS PUT MOTHERFUCKING PRESSURES ON OUR BACK AND BULLSHIT ALL DAY LONG. I FEEL MORE STUPID WHEN I LEAVE FROM CLASS...
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Declared by frustrated guy on Monday, February 22, 2010
Can the people who insist on walking so damn slowly along the street, move their fucking arses OUT the way and let other people pass. It's great that you have nowhere to be and your simple and sad life is fulfilled with a walk slower than a snail but jesus some of us want to go somewhere. So move your...
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Declared by Angry pedestrian on Monday, September 2, 2013
So, uh, we removed your graffiti and we know where you live. We also sent a letter to your mom's landlord and the cops have your spraycan.
You want to scare me, become a lawyer.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 27, 2007
I declare jihad on all you believers. You substitute your brains with ancient books, thinking with believing and judgement with submission. You trade your desire to comfortably not feeling responsible for anything - your gods and books are - against your (and, if you could, our) freedom. See you in hell...
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Declared by Rene Descartes on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Jade Goody died of cancer, I know cancer is a terrible disease and she had kids and all that but when she was a racist knobhead on big brother and running around with her tits hanging out everyone hated her
ESPECIALLY the tabloids then when she dies there are special "warm fuzzy feeling inside"...
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Declared by carnivore on Tuesday, May 26, 2009
To all the people of the world that live to be offended, and to seek redress or revenge for that perceived offense, I declare jihad on you. Try dealing with yourself before you go unilaterally clean up the world and remake it in your own image. Give it a rest.
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Declared by Morgan on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Why, oh why, do people think they should call me at something like 8AM when they know it's the only day I can sleep in? And I really need my rest this time?
At least call with a reason...
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Declared by Martijn on Thursday, October 18, 2007
your a two kina meri its so shame you live with your boyfriend now and he is very very much older thats sad your just sad
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Declared by EnganMeri on Saturday, July 14, 2012
They should harvest organs from you! The man you killed deserves living in piece, not the noise you and your friends have made in the neighborhood.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 7, 2012
It's so f#cking stupid to get into truble because you happent to be forgetfull I mean we are all human we forget sh*t I have insurance but just not on me so whats the big deal!!!!! What happens now that I got this riddiculaslly large ticket and have to pay it but can't pay my car insurance????? doesent make...
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Declared by Jim on Monday, December 1, 2008
Jihad on the lowlifes who throw trash out of their piece of shit car windows in nice neighborhoods. Believe me, I know YOU don't live around here. Guess what, scumbag? I'll pick up your trash and go back into my nice house while you go back to your shitty hood. I win!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 2, 2010
For willful destruction of other players.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For feeding me poison squid and making me miss a night of celebration at Nobu. Damn you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
are quite stupid.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Why is it that people don't keep to their bloody left on escalators. Stop hogging the right-lane and let people in a rush USE IT.
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Declared by Anonymous Coward on Sunday, October 7, 2007
i declare war over fuckin stoopid old cunting faggots that let there kids play 18 rated computer games then kick up a massive fuss when they see a bit of violence in it. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LET YOUR KIDS PLAY THEM, you fucking stoopid tossing wank heads!!!! if you dont want your kids to play them dont...
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Declared by butters on Friday, October 19, 2007