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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoA smart man will never admit his intelligence.
A rich man will never flash his money.
And a confident man will act modest.
95% of the North American population walks around with their chins up and looking down at the rest.
They peddle sh*t like "what, you think you are better than me?"
and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
stop, please.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Where are you with your weak little electric mower? I walked out of my front door this morning and was greeted by a herd of elephants who have apparently taken up residence in the jungle that used to be my yard. Luckily, they stampeded in the general direction of the parking lot, so a path was cleared and I...
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Declared by That old man down the street on Friday, May 16, 2008
HIDING THE TRUTH
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I wonder how you manage to be so successful. I hate how you had offered me to join your business. We'd met once, then I made some research so we can continue together. Then I have to try time and time again to call you and schedule another meeting. And some sunny day you tell me to call you the next day. The...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 21, 2008
LOL! Those poser guys who think they’re real “tough guys” with their supposed Hollywood film “connections” and their so-called “contacts” with both the police and shady criminal types might show up there tonight, swaggering around while bragging about “kicking a-s-s” with their “bad-a-s-s...
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Declared by Anon. on Saturday, April 11, 2015
According to the most holy words that hath been poured upon the worthy tounge of allahs great prophet I delcare this Jihad upon thine own head.
And it shall be declared as a parable saying:
Behold, it came to pass in the time of night, that as I, even I The Nathan lay at rest; that a trance came upon me....
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Declared by The Nathan on Saturday, November 24, 2007
I hereby declare a holy war against the smug, jargon-spouting, money-wasting old boy network of the Bishops' Conference of England and Wales.
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Declared by Damian Thompson on Monday, October 8, 2007
I hate the people : They are rude - very very rude , sexually frustrated rodents , they have no manners , they have no respect or regard for their own culture and tradition which is close to 10,000 years old,they spit everywhere (saliva,huge blobs of mucous,smelly tobacco), no wall is safe from their pee...
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Declared by BeatriceKiddo on Monday, April 30, 2012
Lol. I respect Facebook, and I endlessly respect the creator.
It's the people on Facebook.
I love how the number of friends you have it what makes you who you are. People trip over themselves by the number of friends you have.
Let me tell you a little story.
In Highschool I knew a kid who knew...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Screw your crappy ass driving abilities. Learn what yield means instead of trying to hit me because your lane runs out and your to stupid to read. Learn to step on the damn gas pedal. AND learn to be in the lane you need to be to take an exit instead of always being in the left lane and trying to take a...
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Declared by Bob Barker on Monday, September 10, 2007
Fuck you self righteous douche bags, no one cares about your scoliosis, you accidentally knocking up some bitch, or any of your other "problems." I don't care about your dull jobs (working at a video store or a movie theater....give me a break), what makes you think that you aren't white trash redneck...
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Declared by Monty from San Raf on Monday, November 19, 2007
Go blow yourself you fat ugly dyke.
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Declared by hahahha on Sunday, March 15, 2009
Motherfucking pigs, hope you all die from lead poisoning. The high velocity kind. Die you fucking morons!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
Все Унылое гавно должно быть уничтожено!!!
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Declared by ыуь on Thursday, August 21, 2008
I have asked the Imams for a thousandfold jihad on the stupid@$$ voters who called their congressmen and told them to vote against this "bailout" package. You STUPIDLY think it is about bailing out FatCat CEO's and people who don't deserve it. What about me, the little guy? I'm not rich, and I'm getting...
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Declared by JihadMonger on Monday, September 29, 2008
Because you are a drain on society.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, September 30, 2007
In Accordance to the will of Allah this Jihad hath been declared upon thine head for the following attrocities against the nation of Islam:
Cutting and preparing the swine to be feast upon by the gluttunous american infidels. May you and your job burn in the fiery pits of hell fire while the true martyrs...
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Declared by Emom Smith on Thursday, November 1, 2007
So I didn't see the "no spray deodorant sign". You could have brought it to my attention politely. Instead you exploded like a nuclear warhead. Keep coming to yoga class - you need to calm down.
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Declared by Jacques Lacan on Saturday, August 29, 2015
fuck you
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 18, 2017