Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 10, 2007
I hate Hollywood. It is full of sexist men and dumb women who can't write/play descent rolls for women. What is wrong with you people. MEN - you afraid of conservative, strong confident women who don't take their clothes will shrink your penis? Too late, your penis is already small. WOMEN - why you so stupid...
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Declared by ConservativeGoodLookingAndMoral on Friday, August 21, 2009
Excuse me!!! But I never requested a windshield cleaning service, so don't start cleaning it!!!
Get lost instead!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 1, 2008
You think Kym K and her family is twisted check this guy out he is the whole packaging.
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Declared by batastret1975 on Saturday, April 21, 2012
I Don't give a fuck that you think life is harder for you than for everyone else, even though it isn't.
I don't give a fuck if you think you were right, proven wrong and can't accept it.
I don't give a fuck that it's 'everyone elses fault' that your life has fallen to shit.
I don't give a fuck that...
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Declared by I'm Done with this on Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Because they can attack everyone everyday, declaring themselves better and morally superior, although they're still 3 centuries back in the days and kill themselves for stupid issues, trying to bring their sake culture to the eastern world.
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Declared by Antonello on Monday, October 8, 2007
i want to declare jihad on hippies. i hate cock blowing faggot hippies and i want to kick them 'till they die. hippies sucks.
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Declared by michael on Sunday, October 21, 2007
really? you're going to make a wiki for trolling people? you have got to be the stupidest, most backward hick pieces of shit I've ever seen. news flash: YOU. ARE.NOT.FUNNY. JUST. STUPID. die in a fire please.
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Declared by red jacket on Tuesday, November 24, 2009
WARNING: Sappy Post!!!
On the outside, i seem like a happy, cute girl with no worries. But im struggling. I have a form of alopeca and I worry everyday that im just gonna go bald and no one will like me. Ive lost so much hair already.. Then i think to myself SCREW SOCIETY! My hair doesnt define me..then i...
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Declared by Kayla on Saturday, December 29, 2012
are quite stupid.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Mother fuckers. I'm glad to hear about each one of you who dies. I hate looking for things I want to use and see that they are gone because some pig has stolen it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 5, 2013
i just want to see your pictures
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I'm fed up with the liberals and leftists with their politically correct bullying, constantly telling everyone what to do, what to say, and how to say it. I think PC social justice warrior bullies are more interested in controlling and dominating other people than in any justice.
And their support and...
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Declared by never pc on Saturday, August 26, 2017
You people make me sick you see somthing you don't like and automaticly assume the worst. for your information ninty percent of the time it's not somthing bad it's just accidental or not even done by the person you thought it was!
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Declared by jac on Monday, December 1, 2008
You bully us catholic students, rant about our religion, and other non-Christian religious groups in general, and even sanctimoniously lecture how "great" your belief is!
But really? The rest of us can't prove the existence of God. What makes you special than the rest of us?
For a group that has so...
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Declared by I throw breadsticks at you on Sunday, January 8, 2017
You Suck
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
This is senior year and you're going down BITCH. high school is not your kingdom for long. You selfish, little hypocrite. No your not little. FAT OBESE UGLY MAN WHORE.
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Declared by -G- on Saturday, April 21, 2012
STOP stalking me, you weirdo. STOP insisting that you give me a ride in your car every single time I go out for the evening. That's smothering and weird. Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I have to submit to some creepy stalker dude. Tell your female friend to STOP following me to and from my job. (I...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, June 20, 2015
Chuggers (short for charity muggers) really annoy me. Every time I go to work, go out for lunch, or go home, someone tries to stop me in the street and get me to sign a direct debit to whatever charity they represent. No, I don't mind supporting charity, and I'll quite happily donate my spare change - but I...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
My fellow americans, i am here to apoligize for my shitty job at being president. So please, Jihad on my old ass.
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, August 4, 2009