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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI Don't give a fuck that you think life is harder for you than for everyone else, even though it isn't.
I don't give a fuck if you think you were right, proven wrong and can't accept it.
I don't give a fuck that it's 'everyone elses fault' that your life has fallen to shit.
I don't give a fuck that...
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Declared by I'm Done with this on Wednesday, September 3, 2008
My fellow americans, i am here to apoligize for my shitty job at being president. So please, Jihad on my old ass.
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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Declared by George W. Bush on Tuesday, August 4, 2009
pregnant liar. your belly is as big as your lie. BITCH.
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Declared by Rozzzccooo on Saturday, November 24, 2012
mohinder suresh for pawning claires dad in heroes... you whore!! you made me cry and now my girlfriend thinks im a homo!!
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Declared by butters on Friday, November 23, 2007
Owww Maaan Facebook Sucks Ass Big Time It Doesn't Even Let Us See Anyones Profile ARGGHHHH.... Jihad On U!!!!!
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Declared by Raul on Sunday, November 11, 2007
Why would you want to fight over anothers wife? Why would you let yourself be used to make another man jealous? That's control and manipulation. What do you look like. Stop letting people control you. Theres so many people controlling your life but you. Do you even know you are being manipulated? You...
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Declared by manipulation on Monday, August 8, 2011
cant they just leave my father and mother alone godt damn it
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Declared by axl wood on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Jihad on me for using the word Jihad without really knowing what it means, because I'm more interested in typing my jihad gibberish than researching the origins and nuances of this word.
Oh, and recognize the legalization of ganja, mufukers. It's our birthright!
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Declared by Person on Tuesday, August 4, 2009
A JIHAD ON YOU COCK SMUGGLING ASSHOLE!
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Declared by Muhammed on Friday, January 13, 2012
So, uh, we removed your graffiti and we know where you live. We also sent a letter to your mom's landlord and the cops have your spraycan.
You want to scare me, become a lawyer.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 27, 2007
poop
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Declared by po po magoo on Tuesday, November 9, 2010
For (style) crimes against humanity!
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Declared by The Style Inquisitor on Monday, October 8, 2007
All Americans, hands down. No exceptions.
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Declared by Jose Castillo on Sunday, January 20, 2008
You're nothing but a big lump of stinking shit..
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Declared by ASAR on Monday, May 12, 2008
Get real. The truth is that there is a huge majority of people who masturbate, in fact, there are less people who don't.
The UK Health Board even encourages it.
Now, go fuck yourself, assholes. DO IT. NOW.
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Declared by Hey, Masturbator! on Friday, December 11, 2009
Why must shitbags who have no regards for human life prey on other shitbags with AK-47 "choppers" and other assault weapons? Can't you savages battle it out with fist, spears and rocks like in the old days? If you are going to walk up and literally blast half of your "enemy's" head off with a 12-guage...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Jihad against DEJWISH religion !
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Declared by Kalash on Saturday, March 27, 2010
You stupid cow! You took my K5 sunglasses and my betelnut. I will hunt you down to get those sunnies back. Even though I got them for half price special at TST!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 30, 2011
don't kill dem trees doe!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
"I'm placing a jihad on you!"
"Just, like, whatever.."
You will burn in the fires of hell for being such a pathetic way of ending a conversation.
Nothing about you is funny. The people who use you are not funny. The world would be a better place without you.
You are a statement used by a generation...
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Declared by Garry on Monday, October 8, 2007