Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI jihad on you, Erik! If you weren't already impotent, I'd wish that on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 25, 2009
Jihad on you! I am sick of your little kid ways. I know you Fu*king that hoodrat! You fu*king been lying to me all along! Bull*hit! You don't care so now I don't care! How you like being number 2 hood rat you will never be number 1 matter of fact your not even number 2 your not even second choice. NEVER!...
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Declared by That bitch you love to hate on on Sunday, July 10, 2011
You rejected my chocolate rain stylings. Damn you.
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Declared by Vic on Monday, October 8, 2007
jeebus motherfucking shit, I go in there, with my dad, both looking decent and these fucktards are too busy walking around wankering themselves than helping me. I WAS looking at a Toyota Tacoma morons, now, I'm going to the Mini Dealership where my dad went, into the burlap sack of violence with you!
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Declared by Mini Dude 32 on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.
If you are riding up an escalator on the Metro/Subway/Anywhere DO NOT stand on the left side. It is for those of us who need to get somewhere. You are a tourist and you are unimportant.
STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT.
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Declared by Jay on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Flee the hence from my life or I'll call you on your bullshit.
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Declared by JK on Friday, October 12, 2007
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he...
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Declared by Broke American on Monday, October 15, 2007
You bitch!!!! All I wanted was a car ride, but you just left me and bitched about how fucking far away it was from your doctors appointment after school. NEWS FLASH!!!!!! Your doctors is literally, and there is no exaggeration, across the street from my neighborhood! Ughhhh! P.S. I'm glad I'm going to a...
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Declared by Emily on Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Are you two fucking morons? Please understand that in the 5 projects that we have all worked in together I have done more work than all three of you put together. And the best part? I can't believe how fucking dumb you are, SH. It's like you have no bloody brains at all, spending all your attention hankering...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 5, 2011
CUNT FACED PRICK JEFFERSON
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Declared by YOUR EX on Monday, June 15, 2015
It's onnnnnn!
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Declared by me on Friday, October 5, 2007
For throwing a bottle at me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Stop buying clapped out motors ya dick u had a relly nice mr2
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Declared by the voice of reson on Thursday, November 29, 2007
You have defied me for the last time . AHHHHHHHH
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Declared by harley on Wednesday, July 30, 2008
I declare jihad on YOU!!!
Every time I reach out with my arms wide open, you turn your face away from me like you don't fucking notice me. I'm NOT a rapist, I'm just a huggy person!! There's a difference you know.
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Declared by Huggy Person on Wednesday, April 8, 2009
You have the ugliest VW Rabbit in all of Arizona!!!
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Declared by Angela Faith Brown on Tuesday, September 27, 2011
you call me you're bestfriend and at one point we were but then you dropped me. im done trying. for the past few days i've tried fixing things but clearly you don't want to. good to i'll end the year completely alone
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 31, 2011
She thinks that she can call herself empress and usurp all my power. Oh, she is wrong, dead wrong. She will pay for this treachery.
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Declared by DL on Tuesday, December 11, 2007
God bless anyone who can fucking work on this! Even dual booting Ubuntu with it is a pain thanks to fucking Disk Management! What the fuck is an Unallocated Partition? Huh? Fuck you Microsoft! Make it clear what the fuck you're talking about! Shit, I just wanted to dual boot two OSes!
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Declared by Fuck The Name! on Monday, February 22, 2010
You're, for the most part, an awesome friend. But when I'm getting back into the dating scene, the last thing I need to hear from you is you making comments about my upcoming date that don't matter to me, but still put me in a foul mood because we get into a debate over it and I get annoyed at you. You're...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 13, 2011