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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou have some nerve mocking an American hero. Keep to the issues and stop knocking McCain for living the American dream!
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Declared by Blue on Friday, August 22, 2008
wantcha go fuck yer self
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 1, 2008
I hear all of the stupid shit heads out there saying that going to a school that is not a state school is a waste of time and will ruin your life. A degree is a degree and I'm gonna get a job anyway so leave me the fuck alone you lame ass future cubical prairie dogs.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Erik Taylor, you are NOT a "nice guy" like you claim to be.
You are the opposite of a nice guy. You take advantage of others, you enjoy causing problems for others. You take out your anger on everyone. You're not nice, you're mean & cruel and you know it.
You are an violent, abusive asshole. You never...
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Declared by The Whore on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
I think I love you.
Tell you? I can't.
Hold it in? I don't think I can.
"You keep me from falling apart"
I want to be in your grasp forever.
You're all I need.
I never though I could move on from the last person but then I met you and I got myself together and picked up the pieces that were shattered...
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Declared by LFSJ on Thursday, September 10, 2009
I declare jihad on you. You've lied to me too many times to count, given me an STD, and hit me. I hate you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 13, 2010
Dear lady next door, THANKS A FUCKING LOT for calling my parents saying i had sex with him... i dont know how you fuckin know... i was in my house im my room.. peeping tom much? i think soo!! well anywho thanks for causing fuckin hell on my life.. the whole damn neighbor hood knows cause u cant...
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Declared by mad person on Friday, May 7, 2010
You suck. thank you for making me wait for the whole night for your call, worrying what you are doing. You don't even bother to even send me a text to let me know where you are going. You think i'm a fool? Well, F you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 18, 2011
A friend asked me how I deal with my mil, who everyone can see does not like me or acknowledge me.
She has never really treated me like family, and at best tolerates me. She is not involved in my childrens lives at all, NEVER has been.
I used to be offended sometimes even hurt by her behavior. I took it...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Always W,C,B,U,M :)
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Declared by Hoobal on Monday, October 8, 2007
saaale bahut bolta hai tu....
isliye jihad karta hoon tere against
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Declared by rakesh on Monday, October 15, 2007
I declare Jihad on you for kicking me in the stomach you bitch.
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Declared by hairy nuts on Monday, October 29, 2007
Next time you make changes to our persistence layer, make sure you test your changes before you commit...otherwise I'll buy you a helmet to wear in the office!
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Declared by S.R.Garcia on Friday, February 6, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH?!?
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Declared by Ashley on Wednesday, May 20, 2009
iTunes is a complete piece of shit! If your lucky and its not crashing on you because your not on mac then its screwing up your music by adding multiples of everything you own and adding spaces to one name then thinking because theirs a space its a different artist. Fuck You Apple!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 15, 2009
One million Jihads to you and your family! KAHSHEEE! Kabul!!!!! Nainanajah!
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Declared by Kabul on Thursday, June 9, 2011
You're a terrible person! I know you still talk to her. She wanted to fuck you, literally told you "I want to fuck you" and you didn't tell me anything about her?
You hide things from your own girlfriend, the person you've been with for THREE YEARS. And you're going to fuck around with some fat little cunt...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 24, 2011
BSNL bastards ! Kill those line men especially ! Fat pigs ! cant even fu*k their wives ! Such pathetic assholes !
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 20, 2011
fuck you
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 15, 2011
Jihad on you! I am sick of your little kid ways. I know you Fu*king that hoodrat! You fu*king been lying to me all along! Bull*hit! You don't care so now I don't care! How you like being number 2 hood rat you will never be number 1 matter of fact your not even number 2 your not even second choice. NEVER!...
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Declared by That bitch you love to hate on on Sunday, July 10, 2011