Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor the inapproprite drinking of softdrink in violation of ones dieting religion.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
How dare you be home
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Declared by Junrar on Monday, June 25, 2012
why does society believe that it can conform everybody to its standrards?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Someone had to.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For willful destruction of other players.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You are so crappy you never have the things that i need and you charge me way too much for your stupid merchandise. Jihad on you Foo!
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Declared by Student on Thursday, November 29, 2007
Just one question.
Have you seen the WoW episode of South Park?
You are the fat guy. You are the fat guy. You wipe the chips off your bulbous gut b/c you ARE THE FAT GUY!!
I just hope they don't ever delete your characters or something. Suicide is a nasty thing. And when you devote as much...
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Declared by The guy waiting to get on the computer on Sunday, February 10, 2008
this site eats them
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Declared by ass on Saturday, November 22, 2008
People are following me on the internet. Its annoying!
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Declared by someone on Saturday, June 4, 2011
This boy is probably one of the world's future fame hungry monsters. I KNOW THIS because he loves the attention. Keep talking Kaliop because thats all the fame you'll ever have. Your high school label.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 21, 2012
Can the people who insist on walking so damn slowly along the street, move their fucking arses OUT the way and let other people pass. It's great that you have nowhere to be and your simple and sad life is fulfilled with a walk slower than a snail but jesus some of us want to go somewhere. So move your...
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Declared by Angry pedestrian on Monday, September 2, 2013
Just about everyone from Texas sucks (it's a fact).
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Declared by Jay on Monday, October 8, 2007
Break up with her already! She's a total bitch, she insults you all the time, and she's not even hot! haven't you realized that we have all pretty much stopped talking to you just because of your relationship with this turkey necked bitch? its over dude. You can't go out to bars anymore because of her, and...
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Declared by Bros Before Hos on Saturday, March 1, 2008
I never asked for any form of romance. I never wanted love. There some people in this world that are'nt meant for love and I knew from the begining that I was one of them. But you convinced me otherwise and I was foolish enough to believe you. I let you raise my hopes so high and then I catch you with her!?...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Nuff Said.
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Declared by Hater on Friday, October 12, 2007
Jihad on you, you miserable cocksucker. I fucking hate you for being such a lazy self centered loser pig who never learned how to treat women and talks shit about my best friend because she wants nothing to do with you, she knows what a fucking worthless piece of shit you are! Now that your miserable...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 18, 2009
You ripped me off.... your website is a threat to our community and all the businesses in it. Now you will suffer the full force of the Jihad.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 22, 2012
i hate all you motherfuckers seriously I hope 90% of you get aids and die from paper cuts that get infected on your tongue you whiny bunch of assholes
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Declared by deth on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
nice to see you too. NOT
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
fucker.
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Declared by Zach on Sunday, October 7, 2007