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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare holy Jihad on the bastard in my office who keeps interrupting me while I declare jihad on my co-workers.
A pox on your winkie infidel.
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Declared by verminator on Friday, November 2, 2007
I'm tired of people using me. Especially boyfriends. They want gifts expensive ones...yet they are too broke to give me anything. They can't even buy me a fucking cup of coffee! And they make me feel guilty for not sharing and giving them what they want. Fuck that! I trust no one and I only will make ME...
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Declared by H. Mad As Hell on Friday, January 13, 2012
I hate my parents. they are pathetic low lives who think that their feelings are the only ones that matter. They do not respect my privacy. They do not respect my opinions. They do not respect my tastes. they do not respect that i am a human being separate from the crazy shit that goes on in their heads. I...
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Declared by Caz on Monday, September 24, 2012
American civil jihad
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Declared by dhor on Friday, March 22, 2013
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
This infidel stands in the way of our protest in the class of science. He is standing in the way of Salvation!
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Declared by William Gibcus on Thursday, July 9, 2015
You have made my life a living hell and you blame ME? What goes around, comes around. ED, yr ass wiper, your health, your job, your kid.....it's payback time. Carry on blaming me you perfect piece of shit. IDGAF. What you hate YOU created, not me. Go bully someone else you abusive animal. My time is NOW.
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Declared by The "Wrong" One on Friday, November 6, 2015
We've been through a lot! We've hated and needed each other, or at least I thought so. I knew you'd never love me, but I grew attached anyway, despite your warning. I told you I loved you and your reaction was, "okay." I don't have it in me to stop with this, but I have to move on. You can't love me, you...
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Declared by Max on Thursday, May 3, 2018
I realize it's a loaner from the dealership and I realize that I'm lucky they provide that service, but I still feel like a total loser driving down the street in what appears to be an artist's representation of a cartoon insect. The engine kinda sounds like that too. I hope my car - my big, manly, hulking,...
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Declared by Andrew on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
He should just burn in hell
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 26, 2007
Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden...
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Declared by Fail on Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Hey you fucking dickhead, in case you didn't notice, there's a big button on the steering wheel that sounds the HORN ON YOUR VAN.
USE IT WISELY TO NOTIFY THE CUSTOMER OF YOUR EXISTANCE!!!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, December 23, 2010
This crazy, deranged psycho Asian/South Pacific/Thai/Philippina woman in my building in Studio City, Los Angeles County stated that Los Angeles Police Chief Charlie Beck is her sexual boyfriend, therefore my mom, Isabel Nupoll, and I and other people in our building at 4326 Babcock Ave., Studio City,...
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Declared by anonymous victim of PC bullies on Saturday, March 11, 2017
She's become a left-wing, politically correct fanatic, constantly yelling that she hates white people even though she herself is white. She says she hates her fellow white people so much, she wants to avoid them all. What about her child, who's also white? She's totally loony. She parses every sentence you...
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Declared by anonymous on Tuesday, May 9, 2017
he plays with our feature! he fucked our life! i hate him!!!
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Declared by iranian boy on Monday, October 8, 2007
This Stack of Shitty Hamburgers has been constantly telling me stuff I ALREADY FUCKING KNEW! Wow, Bush Lied, Medicine Sucks, and Flint Michigan is a total depressing shitstain on the map? whatever. I can dig what you're saying but do you have to be so smug about it? No Fatfuck Asshole will be smitten with...
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Declared by Non-Voting American on Saturday, December 22, 2007
YOU BLOODY HACKER
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 12, 2007
I send hate missiles raining down on you. And your phone, since you obviously don't use it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, January 22, 2009
I am so fucking done with this bullshit, my blood related relatives, are not my family, they are a bunch of narcissistic pricks who have their heads up their own asses, they need to get a fucking clue about why I have bad grades, can you not take a fucking hint? I'm smart as fucking hell, I know that,...
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Declared by Jared Griffin on Monday, June 24, 2013
Thanks for leaving me out. ALWAYS. YOU DON'T EVEN CARE FOR ME. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. YOU TWO ARE DATING AND YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW I FEEL.
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Declared by :( on Wednesday, December 23, 2015