Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI'd be so ashamed if I was u. please growing up too soon. Like can you just get back 2 reality.
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Declared by RaitMeri on Thursday, August 2, 2012
Well, it's the weekend, so I suppose the loser who's been stalking me will bombard me with his creepy-ass text messages, even though I've told him to stop bothering me. You'd have to be a loser to stalk someone who doesn't want you. What a sap. Stalkers are losers.
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Declared by anon. on Friday, July 17, 2015
*facepalm*.....What is up with her parents? Do they have something against technology? betcha they are one of those people that believe that Technology is Evvviiilll =n=; and wish for it to be Bannnneeeddd!!! And also even more retarded is that her phone has nothing to do with going somewhere after school....
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Declared by DoReMiRocker(AKA Shorara) on Sunday, January 27, 2013
I'm sick of you making my life awesome then taking the fun away at the last second! I'm sick of you being a total asshole just because you feel like it! you can die in a hole, alone, with no friends.
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Declared by lifehater827 on Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Go back to Canada, scrub
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Declared by Sonny on Thursday, December 19, 2013
LOL! Some ignorant jerk named Talia Felix, who claims to be a so-called makeup and cosmetics "expert" (yeah, right: ha, ha) , is running around saying that makeup worn by 1900s - 1920s movie star Theda Bara was brightly colored: red mascara (wtf?), purple lipstick, and brown and peach eyeshadow. No way. Fake...
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Declared by Anon. on Saturday, September 19, 2015
I declare war on your filthly non MLG ways
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Declared by Scrubrecker on Monday, November 9, 2015
I love butt sex with you but now that you have cheated on me with jackson, I feel our love is lost.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Hey man. Wassup. It's me, Faisal. I'm dying. On the inside, then slowly it'll spread to the outside as well. Apathy it seems. It's so bad for me that I literally don't even want to type this right now! For fuck's sake, why is this happening to me. Hopefully, some articles stated that it's an effect of...
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Declared by Faiz on Saturday, April 22, 2017
To everyone out there who has ever held a sign up in protest of something, do yourself a favor and research the topic you are protesting first. Just because two hundred other people say some cause is worth shouting about, doesn't make it right. Hell, I could get two hundred people two sign a petition to...
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Declared by Maelstrom on Monday, October 8, 2007
Holy war on you!
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Declared by Mistr Pavel on Monday, October 8, 2007
Disrespect of my wishes for a family photo in the immediate future and in the manner of my choosing.
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Declared by David Clausen on Thursday, December 6, 2007
for bringing disappointment after disappointment.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 7, 2010
you threw up a hairball on the floor, and it was disgusting.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Can you all leave me the fuck alone!? I know I'm a bit of a pushover but if I say I can't cover your shift or stay an extra four hours, let it go! Don't just assume Ill say yes and put me on the schedule for that slot without telling me! I've covered for you bastards a million times. But I'm a terrible...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 20, 2014
I'll never understand the loony contradictions of politically correct, social justice warrior liberals, progressives, and liberal feminists regarding crime. On the one hand, they want rapists to be locked up - which is something everyone agrees with - but on the other hand, they say they want all criminals...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 9, 2017
I HATE YOU M AND YOUR STUPID UGLY PETTY FACE
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 11, 2017
he plays with our feature! he fucked our life! i hate him!!!
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Declared by iranian boy on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare all holy hell on Tony Romo for all his fucking interceptions tonight!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why are you such an ass? Give me a raise already. It's been two years and I do 90% of the work in this place.
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Declared by Coproducer on Thursday, December 6, 2007