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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Al on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Islamists
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Declared by Michael Smith on Monday, October 8, 2007
This is a love/hate Jihad! Why have I become obsessed with the shiny devices from Cupertino? What is it that you do that speaks to me?
Jihad on you!
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Declared by Jim on Monday, October 8, 2007
Infidel! I hope your colon explodes in a cocoon of horror!
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Declared by Chi Hi on Monday, October 8, 2007
You have ruined my life long enough, you evil son of a bitch. In the name of Allah, the all-knowing, the magnificent I declare you an infidel and swear on the beard of the prophet that you shall be utterly annihilated, Inshallah.
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Declared by Weishaupt on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You have made me feel good about myself, only to crush my dreams. You are a mean, mean man!! I DECLARE JIHAD ON YOU!!!!
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Declared by Aaron on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Just for being such a retarded piece of shit, I declare a Jihad on you.
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Declared by Alex on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
ass holesssssssssssssssss
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Declared by harman on Thursday, November 15, 2007
Hunger,
you Asshole.
You Piss me off!
Don't you have anything better to do than going on my Nerves and coming everytime you are the most unwanted.
And the worst is you damn hole in my stomach don't know the Time to leave because once you have hi-jacked me you will never go away.
Untill I eat...
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Declared by Dennis on Friday, July 25, 2008
I just hate it when people talk about how hard their lives are without a job, and someone calls it "self pity". What the heck? Why use this term instead of helping them out?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 15, 2009
I just want some damn privacy!
O.K. it may be 'your house' despite it being a flat but I fucking visit you on weekends. I love you but you really piss me off. When you're acting like a dick but I turn out to be the damn villain.
And whenever I leave my laptop on the couch does not give you an invitation...
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Declared by Your SON on Sunday, January 2, 2011
Ignores me
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Stop online piracy not our human rights and liberty ! Go censor stuff in hell american congress ! JIHAD ON YOU !
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Declared by The world on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
My boyfriend, witch im falling so fucking hard for, upset me a lot the other day. I cheked his phone and found out that he saw his ex the other day. I don't mind him talking to his ex girlfriends. It dosen't bother me THAT bad. As long as they dont do anything, ya know? But I kept reading thier messages and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 1, 2012
You are a rickety poon weasel foetus
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Declared by An child on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Damn you, you selfish son of a bitch! I have to go to a library that's just 5 damn minutes away from our field station, but I can't get dropped off because you are fucking one of their volunteers as I fucking type this!! You rode her last night, fine! It didn't interfere with my schedule, but damn it man!...
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Declared by Pissed off! on Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Fucking bullies always ruining my goddamn day. Never fucking did anything to you,you frickin' dicks. I swear,if I didn't have a fuckin awesome life ahead of me, I'd rip your balls off,and stick you in a Saw movie. The world would be better off without you bitches,you're not going to contribute to the world...
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Declared by I didn't fucking do anything on Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Nigger. 8========D ~~~ your face, JEW!
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Declared by 8======D on Thursday, December 12, 2013
Thanks Craigslist for flagging my post to provide professional growing tips for the OMMP community. The truth hurts, doesn't it? Retail is a burn, what's the secret?
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Declared by pissedbotonist on Wednesday, April 2, 2014
Karma is not only going to kick your ass but is going to murder you H.H. Holmes style.
I went through, Hell, purgatory and the bowels of war for you and this is what I get? Thank you for showing me how once again, compassion, love and caring is never the answer.
One day, when you are least expecting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 14, 2014