Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI declare Jihad on you motherfucker. I am issuing a fatwah that declares you an enemy of society. --|--
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
If it were true, don't you think you'd all agree?
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Seventywane, ton département est une terre de viandards. Viens pas piquer les oies des honnêtes gars d'ch'nord !!!
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Declared by Juste derrière on Monday, October 8, 2007
You Suck
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
People that play music at the back of the bus.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Until Google will stop banning porn from the sponsored results I'll do all in my power to destroy them.
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Declared by H. Hefner on Monday, October 29, 2007
Fuck you. I'm so glad I just broke it off with you. I've been thinking about it forever to save your fucking feelings you fucking asshole. I'm so sick of doing everything for you. Am I your mother? No. Cook your own fucking dinner sometimes. No wonder why you're so bloody fat. I have to pay for all...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, February 12, 2009
You know what you did...
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Declared by Jesus on Wednesday, January 19, 2011
why do some people get so much while others have nothing?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
You are an inconsiderate woman who cannot function, let alone teach a class. I hope you have many sleepless nights, that's for giving us a test on something you didn't teach, as well as having one day to prepare for the test. I hope you never sleep.
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Declared by Pissed off Student on Tuesday, March 18, 2014
These Muslim extremists need to be dealt with. I feel bad for the innocent but unfortunately they are to weak to stand up for their own rights and to scared to make decisions for themselves. God bless the U.S., our troops, and The Commander and Chief for knocking some heads.
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Declared by boiler.powered on Monday, October 8, 2007
Aqui eu tinha que escrever a minha jihad...
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Declared by Sigrid on Monday, October 8, 2007
My life is a big fucking business assholes and i can't manage it so i am jihading on it.....
Let me fuck all.....
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Stop destruction
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Declared by Harry, on Saturday, October 13, 2007
How could you be so fuckin' dumb! There goes your career, you slut!
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Declared by Britney Spears on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Their f*cking up our country.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Wrong.
Just. Absolutely. Wrong.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 9, 2010
Underpaid, overworked, consistently knackered and skint!
Totally fed up.
That's why I am putting a Jihad on "The Workplace."
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 25, 2010
I CAN'T
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I hate myself!
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Declared by Mark Barrett on Monday, October 8, 2007