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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI hope when you die you burn in Hell(if there is one) and have you skin ripped off of you and spikes shoved down your throat. If Hell isn't real I hope you get hit by a truck and splashed all over the road.
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Declared by Piss Off Girl on Friday, March 22, 2013
Piss on your no creativity, no programming or fixing, and dumb enough to buy M.S.'s operating systems while their still in Beta Form. Buy a HP while your at it, with a AMD in it! Get smart people. JTG
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Declared by jeffthegeek on Friday, May 16, 2014
Leave a company and go off to greener pastures... go ahead and never look back Mr. Wisecarver. Oh, don't worry about all that work left behind... SOMEONE WILL DO IT. JIHAD ON YOU.
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Declared by Steve on Monday, September 10, 2007
10‰ is baaaad
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Declared by Jihad al Beer on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Stop 'dissin my product's 'biatch
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Declared by Bill Gates on Sunday, October 7, 2007
The fuckers that after 100 years of service still can't get a train to arrive on time, but have the audacity to strike five times a years.
The fuckers that shut half of the tube system every weekend for engineering because they can't fix anything during the night like they do in any other country in the...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I mean, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I shouted at this guy in a car...he happened to be black...you wanker!! (cos he was driving like a twat) and he got out and said i called him a black cunt! Im not fucking racist!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Leaving shit in Sainsbury's Carrier Bags
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I can't stand it when people use the word depressed like it was something normal and everyday. Depression means and unusual and significantly long term sadness. Regardless of what all the pharmaceutical commercials may have led you to believe there is another word for what you have. It is such a pity that...
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Declared by P.J. on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
This fucking programme keeps asking me wether I want to get it updated, AND IT'S NOT EVEN INSTALLED ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER.
Fuck you, Apple. It's in the QuickTime player, isn't it?
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Declared by Mr.Tze on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I declare holy war upon James Blunt. This jar of pink sugar should be torn apart by eight homosexual horses, then run over by a fleet of concrete transport trucks, and then burnt in a steel factory, and then shot, just to make sure.
The timbre of his voice is deeply agonizing and should only be used to...
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Declared by Mr. Tze on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I hate you shitheads that decide to walk down the sidewalk in a line across and don't get out of the fucking way. You don't own the whole sidewalk, so some of you need to back off and move out of the way when other people are coming in the opposite direction.
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Declared by an irate bostonian on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Droopy, you are a monotoned cartoon character who thinks you know everything. You drove me out of toonland with your dullness.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 19, 2007
gives us too much work to do over half term and it's actually pissing me off.
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Declared by gracieeeee on Thursday, October 25, 2007
Curses upon you, infidel, for not showing compassion for the hedonistic youth of your section!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 5, 2007
I Don't give a fuck that you think life is harder for you than for everyone else, even though it isn't.
I don't give a fuck if you think you were right, proven wrong and can't accept it.
I don't give a fuck that it's 'everyone elses fault' that your life has fallen to shit.
I don't give a fuck that...
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Declared by I'm Done with this on Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Close your legs, close your fucking legs,
Close your door, you fithy fucking whore,
Keep it shut, keep it fucking shut,
Stop being such a fucking slut.
Your lips are spread on a disco stick,
You slut, you make me fucking sick,
To the bone, to the gut,
Oh fuck, I just threw up.
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Declared by www.myspace.com/idvoz on Thursday, June 4, 2009
Merr. JIHAD ON YOU! Allahu Akbar!
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Declared by Abdullah Hazim Smith on Thursday, September 24, 2009
My eyes are NOT fluttering because of a habit. I'll tell you what's obviously a habit in this house; Fucking blaming everybody when really what's to fucking blame is the fucking amount of heavy metals in this fucking fucked up country!
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Declared by Probably Dieing of Mercury or Lead Poisoning on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Jesus fucking Christ. The sight of a self-consciously righteously-pissed-off-cocky-faced female in black lace singing some gothy nonsense made up of half-a-dozen gloomy words randomly taken out of a dictionary and running up and down a crypt while incessantly hitching up her skirts makes me violently sick....
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Declared by baleout on Sunday, May 16, 2010