Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThis is what you get for watching too much politic shows you infidel!
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Declared by Ivo on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare jihad on all you believers. You substitute your brains with ancient books, thinking with believing and judgement with submission. You trade your desire to comfortably not feeling responsible for anything - your gods and books are - against your (and, if you could, our) freedom. See you in hell...
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Declared by Rene Descartes on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Hates technology and the interweb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You took my f*ing kidney! >(
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Declared by Charlie on Monday, December 10, 2007
I thought that it would be appropriate to put a jihad on Arabic class. So many freakin words to memorize for the final. Why won't this never end?
ps--I am also putting a more general jihad on 8am finals. You are waaaaay too early in the morning
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Declared by An angry student on Monday, December 17, 2007
I visit several internet forums in my free time. Smart people, fun to talk to. But what bugs the shit out of me are the grammaticaly challenged pieces of fuck that generally post dumb off topic horse shit that either ticks everyone off or offends people. The internet needs an IQ test that will keep duma...
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Declared by Dead Frontier Player on Monday, June 14, 2010
Shut the fuck up!
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Declared by DylanTheRocker on Sunday, April 3, 2011
Jihad on you, you murdering banana slammer!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 7, 2011
You always say that no one can say mother fuckin shit to your face but you know what? Youre a mother fuckin hypocrite. You dont face your problems, you facebook them. You cant say no fuckin shit to no ones face yet you think people will say it to you. You say "im amazing at everything" but you really suck at...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 1, 2012
He is so jihadded! I DECLARE A HOLY WAR! JIHAD ON YOU ASADULLAH!
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Declared by Peking Jihad on Thursday, May 16, 2013
It doesn't even have real members apart from clownies like Kizz, Yzaw Nfin, Choff and Thread!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 8, 2013
ummmmm
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
Damn you Bose, for confusing uninformed lazy consumers with disposable income into buying your disgustingly overpriced home audio products. Damn you to hell...
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
You cut people up. You habitually break the speed limit. You think you're so clever when it's just luck that keeps you from killing someone. You haven't seen the kid knocked off his bicycle and killed by some idiot doing 50 in a 30 zone. You do just whatever pleases you because you can't be bothered to take...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For (style) crimes against humanity!
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Declared by The Style Inquisitor on Monday, October 8, 2007
Really-really bad service
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Declared by Lior on Monday, October 8, 2007
This fucking programme keeps asking me wether I want to get it updated, AND IT'S NOT EVEN INSTALLED ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER.
Fuck you, Apple. It's in the QuickTime player, isn't it?
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Declared by Mr.Tze on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
May your desk burn at the hands of Ala.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I hate you shitheads that decide to walk down the sidewalk in a line across and don't get out of the fucking way. You don't own the whole sidewalk, so some of you need to back off and move out of the way when other people are coming in the opposite direction.
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Declared by an irate bostonian on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Strike the infidels that inhabit consumer support. Their service is a blasphemy before Allah. Obviously, evolution is not working here.
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Declared by Anonymous Victim/Martyr on Tuesday, October 30, 2007