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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDear Balatarin, I declare a holy war on you because of troubles,bugs and frustrations the users have encountered lately.
May God save you from hell !
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Declared by Lukadium on Monday, October 8, 2007
i hate kurds
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Declared by keto on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
What the fuck is wrong with you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I am declaring Jihad on you for lack of coffee making
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Declared by Brian Bin Laden on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Professors need to stop giving points to people just because they raised their hand and said something stupid in class. I did not pay thousands of dollars to hear some idiot student talk about how her trip to the Bahamas relates to globalization!
If students have something interesting to say... then...
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Declared by AmericanU on Monday, November 5, 2007
Kill this subject maths.
ban it from this beautiful world of ours....
it doesnt deserve to be here...
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Declared by Anupam on Wednesday, December 5, 2007
You're making me look bad! People will think that I am like you...
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Declared by Brit Brit on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
It is with grave determination to preserve the teachings of holy Islam and to uphold my submission to Allah the Merciful by declaring Jihad on you and your wretched family. Be afraid Michael, be very afraid, for Allah will not be merciful to any member of your household.
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Declared by Bob on Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Because the smokey mountains are NOT a rainforest!!!!
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Declared by I hate Kentucky on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Close your legs, close your fucking legs,
Close your door, you fithy fucking whore,
Keep it shut, keep it fucking shut,
Stop being such a fucking slut.
Your lips are spread on a disco stick,
You slut, you make me fucking sick,
To the bone, to the gut,
Oh fuck, I just threw up.
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Declared by www.myspace.com/idvoz on Thursday, June 4, 2009
You punish me for exppressing myself then when I defend myself you smack me? What kind of mother are you? Jihad on your fat ass.
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Declared by Cassie on Monday, September 7, 2009
to the tall, white man, in his 50's, white hair. bald on top who drives a silver BMW 336I, New York plates: ESL6017:
Congrats on abusing your blind, elderly, sick chocolate lab named Kelly. Of course Kelly the dog caused her blindness & is at fault for being such a burden, Are you out of you fucking...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Why the hell is my life so awesome. I cant complain about it because I am so "fortunate". Hell. Screw me.
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Declared by Your Neighborhood Rich Dick on Friday, May 20, 2011
i hope you get smacked by karma, you ruin every perfect day with your face.
i may have messed up once BUT YOU MESSED UP 16 YEARS OF MY LIFE
i hate how you think you own everything and anything in this world.... I AM BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, September 17, 2011
Jeez, you're starting to piss me off now. I loved you so much although I wasn't with you, but still. You led me on by flirting w/ me 24/7 and showing ALL the signs that you liked me, and then next day, when some girl who broke up w/ her boyfriend, what? 3 days ago, starts dating you? WTF, kid. Jeez, honey....
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Declared by Chelsea on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Fareskaknings, everybody. Stick your toes up my foreskin.
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Declared by Foreskin_Giy on Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Compulsive liar without regard for the feelings of people she claims to love. Borders on sociopathic. Hasn’t worked in over a year and sleeps with people for a place to stay.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 29, 2018
You pompous ass. I found out you were practicing your sexual harassment skills on the girls in the office and next thing I know I'm being forced to leave cause you got scrred. I hope your tiny lawyer special parts shrivel and fall off over the course of the next three weeks.
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Declared by David on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Declared by Scarlett O'Howard on Monday, September 10, 2007
Ok, I love the taste of a lot of starbucks' shit, but they brag about saving 70,000 trees as a result of using 10% recycled. Okay, I can do math shitheads in the corporate braggery department! That means that for the other 90% that wasn't recycled you killed 630,000 trees. That's bad! I don't care who ya...
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Declared by Wired non-starbucks coffee drinking on Sunday, October 7, 2007