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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor being a fucking liar
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007
I am not an 80 year old.
This reminds me of increasing my fonts and line spacing in elementary to reach a 2-page minimum for essays.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
someone has to have a holy war. somewhere, sometime, for some purpose, and this seems like the better option.
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Declared by vince's jihad-er on Monday, October 8, 2007
give you the run around and will not give information on how to cancel
Most people do not know you can call a national phone number and cancel
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Declared by mike on Monday, October 8, 2007
G.K. Chesterton is a tool! Woody Allen quotes are where it's at!
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Declared by Jonny on Monday, October 8, 2007
They need the sh_t kick'in out of 'em.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
I mean, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I shouted at this guy in a car...he happened to be black...you wanker!! (cos he was driving like a twat) and he got out and said i called him a black cunt! Im not fucking racist!!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Just leave me alone, will you?
I do not care to answer your endless list of questions just because I'm going through something!
They are like snot coming out of my nose and never stops.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For general pisstaking - saying we're going the machine, then taking a further 4 hours to go round the office asking everyone what they want
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Declared by Gore on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Evans, you are the biggest fucking loser on the planet! How is that Zune treating you? You are probably one of the stupidest and creepiest people I have ever met. Why don't you stare at her a little more because the first 3 hours weren't weird. I hope you, your Zune, and Vista go to hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
There are some.. guitar strings in front of you.. I guess you could eat those...
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Declared by negrodamous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare holy war upon James Blunt. This jar of pink sugar should be torn apart by eight homosexual horses, then run over by a fleet of concrete transport trucks, and then burnt in a steel factory, and then shot, just to make sure.
The timbre of his voice is deeply agonizing and should only be used to...
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Declared by Mr. Tze on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Oh Sara,
How could you be so foolish. You loved him, you were together nearly a year and you slept with someone else. You betrayed his trust and broke both our hearts. He wont forgive you and will not have you now. You not only crapped on all of your plans and dreams, but you flushed them down the...
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Declared by Sara on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Ich hasse euch ihr dreckigen Stinker!
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Declared by Hans on Monday, October 22, 2007
i will kill you very soon
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Declared by surya on Sunday, December 16, 2007
I declare a jihad on you because you see dead people in the audience in New Mexico!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 27, 2008
To you goes the BIGGEST jihad! Stop trying to be a jew. It's really annoying. You don't have a "jew fro" no matter how much you try telling yourself that you do. Just because all of your friends got bat mitzfahed, doesn't mean that you can parade around like Larry David. Larry David is funny, you are not....
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Declared by Babe on Thursday, December 31, 2009
Poor, poor Ronnie Radner and Joe Ellen Not for trying to make me look like.... whatever! Good luck to you gals, i used to think you both had a rational brain and then I am informed by a friend that you made crap up about me. I hope it made you feel better. ;)
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
2 Thessalonians 3:11
For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are BUSYBODIES.
Deuteronomy 19:16
If a false witness rise up against any man to testify against him [that which is] WRONG
Judges 11:27
Wherefore I have not sinned against thee,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 24, 2011
Jihad on you and all your kind! I don't hate you because you're my ex, I hate you because you led me on and are still trying to even now you're with your new Little Miss Perfect! You tell me how you want to be back with me and you care so much when you're getting with her at the exact same time! You really...
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Declared by Honeybee on Friday, March 1, 2013