Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 12, 2008
It is with grave determination to preserve the teachings of holy Islam and to uphold my submission to Allah the Merciful by declaring Jihad on you and your wretched family. Be afraid Michael, be very afraid, for Allah will not be merciful to any member of your household.
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Declared by Bob on Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Fucking fools! Fuck you and the mother fucking COCKS you rode in on! I swear if you break one more thing on that website I will personally pay a visit to you and shove a fat fucking dildo up your ass! Then with you paralysed with pain I will cut off your fucking cock and shove it down your own throat with...
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Declared by Assholes on Sunday, July 26, 2009
Puerto Rican women are so jealous and insecure it baffles the logical, healthy stabled mind! Please, grow up! Learn to actually be confident by ditching the attitude and treating others with respect. "Ueh, I don't like her, I just don't like her". You don't like her because you're too fucking jealous of her....
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Declared by The Winner has Spoken on Friday, September 25, 2009
Jihad on the lowlifes who throw trash out of their piece of shit car windows in nice neighborhoods. Believe me, I know YOU don't live around here. Guess what, scumbag? I'll pick up your trash and go back into my nice house while you go back to your shitty hood. I win!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 2, 2010
There's no excuse for rude, verbally abusive behavior from retail sales staff. Yesterday morning, June 27, 2017, I stopped by Crossroads Trading Co. in Studio City, California (a community in Los Angeles) in order to sell them two pairs of shoes that were in good condition, and I was treated horribly. The...
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Declared by insulted customer on Wednesday, June 28, 2017
2 Thessalonians 3:11
For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are BUSYBODIES.
Deuteronomy 19:16
If a false witness rise up against any man to testify against him [that which is] WRONG
Judges 11:27
Wherefore I have not sinned against thee,...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 24, 2011
Jihad on you and all your kind! I don't hate you because you're my ex, I hate you because you led me on and are still trying to even now you're with your new Little Miss Perfect! You tell me how you want to be back with me and you care so much when you're getting with her at the exact same time! You really...
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Declared by Honeybee on Friday, March 1, 2013
Really? You sent that insanely important scholarship that was CLEARLY marked for San Francisco to Laguna Beach? AND it's been sitting there for a week? AND it was due a month ago? REALLY? FUCK YOU POSTAL SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!! When I leave college drowning debt I'm blaming you, YOU FUCKING INCAPABLE MORONS!!!!
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Declared by E on Monday, February 20, 2012
LOVE IT
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Declared by BOB on Friday, April 20, 2012
Ik verklaar je de Jihad!
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Declared by Guus on Monday, June 25, 2012
The world doesn't revolve around you, so stop living in your dreams. Aren't you ever humiliated by your actions?
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Declared by GIRL on Thursday, August 2, 2012
I hope you treat them as bad as you treat me. Hypocritical dick! I should have ended it the first time you hit me!
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Declared by MakaeylaZamora on Thursday, May 30, 2013
SO. I am leaving for college in less than one year. I am currently a senior in high school. and i, along with the majority of the teenage population, am treated like a child. My mother won't let me make my own breakfast because she says I "won't make it nutritious enough". She still checks my texts and...
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Declared by sydney on Monday, August 11, 2014
A jihad on you, antichrist! I know you're out there, plotting your world domination. Maybe you're just a tiny baby right now - who knows? If you are, you better hope I don't find out about it. I'll punch your wee face like nobody's watching. Watch your back, antichrist! I'm coming after you!
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Declared by Carlos on Thursday, September 13, 2007
Burn D&G FUCK!
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Declared by God on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Shan,
How could you do it. I mean honestly. Did you think our friendship could survive you dating my exboyfriend. The guy I went out of my way to explain what he looked like, exactly where he lived, and his full legal name. I think you thought I was just stupid that I wouldn't see you both around our tiny...
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Declared by PJ on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
For being gay!
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Declared by David on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Myślisz, że lepiej programujesz w php odemnie?
Tak?
Bo to prawda ;d
Zabije Cię
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 27, 2007
I declare holy war on all of the unattractive men at Rothberg!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 29, 2007