Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Thomas on Sunday, October 7, 2007
You suck, your support sucks. You have become a big bureacratic, fucked up money making machine
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Declared by Google Hater on Sunday, October 7, 2007
This is the only thing that was left to happen a site to express your fucking anger. I am surpurised by how stupid people can be
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Declared by michal on Monday, October 8, 2007
I thought pinoys were one of the happiest people on earth and could take jokes any day. Why are you so mad about the racial slur against pinoys about our medical schools?! It's really the fault of the crappy system of fake certificates and diplomas. And Cory Aquino being called a slut?! She switched sides...
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Declared by fellow_pinoy on Monday, October 8, 2007
All users of del.icio.us are fucking idiots.
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Declared by Bob Dickson on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I declare ALL OUT WAR on you...
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Declared by Squirrel Stew Lover on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Didn't you hear about protection!?? How could you cheat on someone who is dying of incurable cancer? "Best" wishes to you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 19, 2007
It's not cool to put a fucking "i" in front of everything. If I ever see the bastard who created the iMac and the iPod Nano, I'll throttle him.
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Declared by Death To Apple on Friday, February 1, 2008
FAIL. Should it not fill a purpose,like oh i dont know make people not thirst to death? Now its just up in their faces. laughing
And besides it is common knowledge that Water is coming to Africa in 2067,earliest.^^
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Declared by I can use a well. on Saturday, March 21, 2009
They are not as good as McDonalds
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Declared by Dhoren on Wednesday, April 17, 2013
MEH
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
You ar
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Declared by bib on Wednesday, October 9, 2013
You are really good at communicating with computers however you come off as a jack ass to everyone around you. Why can't you give more than a two word answer to a question you didn't bother to listen to? You treat the developers like they are beneath you on your pedestal as you smell like ass and never...
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Declared by Jacin on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
If we want a poached egg on our toast we should get it. Telling us that it 'won't fit' on the bread and only a fried egg will fit, is just insanity. What ever happened to "The customer is always right?!?!"
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Declared by TIME on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dear Fuckface,
Did you know that you are fucking, fuck-face? No seriously, I want to slam a giant, hardened terd-club into your jack-hole and then kick you in the pussi-fied, dickless area between your legs where your cock sharnk up into you flabby fleshness, oh so long ago.
You and your...
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Declared by Tyler on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
I would like to declare Jihad on James for being the most prolific lighter thief the world has ever seen!
No flame-creating device is safe when Jimmie's in town, pass one his way to fire up that blunt and it will never be seen again! ........ever!!
Some say he has a small lighter disposal unit...
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Declared by Vivian Burns on Thursday, October 25, 2007
He owns a whip but doesn't know how to use it properly....idiot? most probably
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Declared by ChuChu on Monday, October 22, 2007
How in the world did anyone come up with a name like Chad?
In australia chad means shit, pretty much...
I cant believe anyone would call their kid shit.
Chad is my least favorite of all names, and id never name any of my kids "Chad"
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Declared by AceSLive12 on Thursday, November 13, 2008
Puerto Rican women are so jealous and insecure it baffles the logical, healthy stabled mind! Please, grow up! Learn to actually be confident by ditching the attitude and treating others with respect. "Ueh, I don't like her, I just don't like her". You don't like her because you're too fucking jealous of her....
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Declared by The Winner has Spoken on Friday, September 25, 2009
Jihad on the Out of Office auto-reply of Kester! Jihad!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 28, 2009