Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoMy dad was a creep, and no, it’s not self-pitying of me to say so. My dad, Fred Brown, who was a very successful and prestigious sound effects editor in the Hollywood film industry, was an abusive sadist who sexually abused me, his own daughter, when I was very young. I hated the hypocritical praise of him...
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Declared by Anonymous Lady on Sunday, August 23, 2015
I CAN'T FRICKIN FINISH THE ACTUAL ENTIRE YEAR OF SCIENCE IN THREE FUCKING DAY. SERIOUSLY STOP GIVING ME SHIT FOR TAKING A GODDAMN THREE MIN BREAK AFTER WORKING MY ASS OFF ALL DAY
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Declared by Ace on Thursday, May 31, 2018
Why must you guys pressure me into doing everything I don't want to do. I am not the perfect kid you think I am. Screw you for making me have anxiety attacks. Screw you for never listening to me. Screw your for lying to me and never understanding my reasons. JIHAD ON YOU FOR BEING STUPID HYPOCRITES WHO...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 25, 2018
Someone who knows the family • Vincent why do u put stuff on here about your family grow up stop acting like a fool you was there when you mother passed but you and your wife was the ones always acting out at Walmart your the one who hates your family grow up you say your a christian and you act like this...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 30, 2016
MY FUCKING DAD IS HINDERING MY ENTIRE GODAMN LIFE. I CANT DO ANYTHING WITH HIM AROUND
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Declared by son of a fucking asshole on Wednesday, April 8, 2015
I hate my parents. they are pathetic low lives who think that their feelings are the only ones that matter. They do not respect my privacy. They do not respect my opinions. They do not respect my tastes. they do not respect that i am a human being separate from the crazy shit that goes on in their heads. I...
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Declared by Caz on Monday, September 24, 2012
My abusive mother, who has always physically beaten me and verbally abused me, NEVER sleeps. She's 81 years old, and she stays awake up to 72 hours, like the a-hole she is. My horrible mother stays awake for literally days at a time, either reading the same newspaper article hundreds of times in a row, or...
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Declared by anon. on Wednesday, February 24, 2016
You're pretty lackluster with your nephew behavior problem not ever using cold shoulder but when do small thing like a slap on the wrist you go ham on me. You are spoiling him faster than milk on a hot summer day, fuck you caramel skinned weave wearing DYKE. You must like living in that glass house hope you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 22, 2018
TELL ME MORE ABOUT SCHOOL ALA AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Declared by The Oppresorator on Monday, October 8, 2007
Dumme Hure
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Declared by Sven on Monday, October 22, 2007
Jihad on you! fuck you.... why do you keep pissing me off? you can just go fuck yourself you hoe!
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Declared by SHITTY on Monday, May 16, 2016
Catan is a nice person and a nice dad but he has such a bad humour and is stressed all the time.Also he doesnt like pure, so we declare a Jihad on him
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 1, 2010
Disrespect of my wishes for a family photo in the immediate future and in the manner of my choosing.
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Declared by David Clausen on Thursday, December 6, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU, ANNOYING PIECE OF CRAP. You think the whole world revovles around you WELL IT DOESNT HAHA SURPRISE. Go Die.
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Declared by HAHA NOT TELLING on Monday, May 25, 2015
she tipped over my expensive as hell acrylic blender and i want her to fucking die
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 4, 2017
I declare jihad on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I have hated you ever since I have known you. I have never understood why my mom insisted on being nice to you. Maybe it's because she has a much bigger heart than me, and she felt sorry for you. Maybe your parents were friends with hers. But to me, that still doesn't quite explain it. You pride yourself on...
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Declared by Your friendly neighbor on Thursday, August 1, 2013
If there is such a thing as karma, boy are you FUCKED!!!! YOU DISGUSTING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! You have well and truly sunk your diseased, venemous, gold digging, fucking fake assed psycho bitch fangs into your husbands family. But do you know something?......YOU ALL FUCKING DESERVE EACH OTHER! From...
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Declared by Anon on Friday, March 21, 2014
Dear Dad, thanks so much for coming into my life and ruining it. I don't even see why you are trying to blast at people. I'm not saying that you deserve to encounter business problems. BUT DOES THAT GIVE YOU THE DAMN RIGHT TO COME HOME AND BLAST AT MY MOM AND ME SAYING WE ARE USELESS. I'll really appreciate...
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Declared by Screw my life on Monday, February 16, 2015
im 13 and she keeps saying to grow up and act my age when she is the one who doesn't even let me go to kfc that's 7 mins away with my very good group of friends. shes always compares me to my other friends and says stuff lie 'why cant you be like her','look shes so pretty','shes really skinny' so when i say...
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Declared by help me on Friday, September 15, 2017