Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infofuck you for being a total asshole and never listening to me and acting like a four year old you stupid fucktard
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 2, 2012
My mother is a dumb asshole that keeps talking me outside to shop when she doesn't even know what she wants from the supermarket and spends and hour looking for what she wants making me walk around with all the heavy things when she herself clearly can't carry it around either. I hate how long she takes to...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 23, 2011
Sure, talk to me when nobody is around and then, as soon as someone 'better' comes along, tell me to 'shut up' and to 'stop being selfish' when I say anything!
Continue reading»
Declared by Matt on Thursday, August 7, 2008
I can't stand you you fucking liar you've destroyed our family with your insidious lies and bullshit. I wish you would just fuck off and die.
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, September 19, 2012
I hate myself!
Continue reading»
Declared by Mark Barrett on Monday, October 8, 2007
HOLY WAR IS ON!!! (jk, this site is funny though, stupid, but funny)
Continue reading»
Declared by Corey Conner on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why must you eat so loudly Dad ? ;( And you know i have an issue with it .....You do know that is not a good habit.... And yet you refuse to change......I am sorry Dad, i refuse to try to put up with something i loathe so deeply for someone who is unwilling to meet me half-way....
And dad....STOP EATING...
Continue reading»
Declared by Frustrated on Monday, April 30, 2012
My evil sisters for letting there 3 year old daugters jump on my head when i was sleeping
Continue reading»
Declared by chris on Thursday, October 18, 2007
JIHAD ON YOU FOR MAYBE MAKING HER MOVE TO BLOOMINGTON!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anna on Monday, July 20, 2009
My husband keeps thinking about work and business and is always mad at me whenever I tried to open a conversation. I think he treats me more like horse shit than a proper wife!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 21, 2013
I had enough of your shit, my sister wears my shirt I paid for, and you say I never wore it when I wore it last night. Don't expect me to take you in tonight you're going to the retirement home!
Continue reading»
Declared by Mary on Sunday, December 19, 2010
It's official: I hate you. I fought it, but you just make it impossible not to loathe you. Congratulations, you are one nasty piece of work. Selfish, rude, bitchy, no manners having, self righteous, drama queen Cunt! Fuck you!!!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 5, 2010
I am a wimp. My son's growing. He's 2.5 yrs now. I need to grow faster and become a manly man before he becomes 4 -5 yrs
Continue reading»
Declared by steve on Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Of course, I love you. But do you know how many times I've wanted to look you straight in the eyes and say "If you don't listen to me I'm going to burn this house down"?
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
You ar
Continue reading»
Declared by bib on Wednesday, October 9, 2013
You're, for the most part, an awesome friend. But when I'm getting back into the dating scene, the last thing I need to hear from you is you making comments about my upcoming date that don't matter to me, but still put me in a foul mood because we get into a debate over it and I get annoyed at you. You're...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, June 13, 2011
FUCK YOU. you don't tell me it's my fucking responsibility to ask about my own health issues such as hepatitis. jesus fucking christ im only sixteen! which fucking 16 year old would worry about getting hepatitis from eating a bunch of clams?! fuck you, trying to pin it on me, it's my duty i'm old enough?...
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 29, 2008
What good is your best friend if you can't declare holy war on him? You hickied me when I left your party. Scores of family, friends and customers have commented, jeered and laughed. I keeeel you! Alalalalalaa!
Continue reading»
Declared by Justice on Monday, October 8, 2007
Men who dont take care of responsibility ie bills, and kids!
Continue reading»
Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 25, 2011
For not minding his own business.
Continue reading»
Declared by Debs on Tuesday, May 18, 2010