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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI love my Grandma Jenelle, she's the sweetest person in the entire world, and may God bless her.
BUT SHE'S OLD AS FUCK !!!!!
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Declared by Tourettes Guy on Thursday, December 10, 2009
It's those beyotches who have to get that one spot because it's 10 feet closer and cause near-death accidents in the process. May a thousand Hummers run over you while you're walking to your car!
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Declared by Peteramsbertsass Hasan on Monday, September 10, 2007
These politically correct jerks have no soul. PC social justice warriors (SJWs) have never fallen in love. They don't even love their own children. Politically correct people are bullies who want to dominate other people. PC people are creepy control freaks. Instead of emotions and a soul, politically...
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, June 8, 2017
Go jump off a bridge - nobody likes you anyways.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 23, 2008
You are not smart. You're just like everyone else. Self-absorbed, selfish, narcissistic and infested with disillusions of grandeur. If anyone deserves an A+, its the selfless, charitable humble people who don't think themselves better than anyone else. Those people are better than you. What have you given to...
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Declared by Get Real on Friday, May 9, 2008
you're an uncreative bitch and I hate you
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Declared by ANON on Sunday, July 14, 2013
Gods, and here I thought you were a friend. I guess I was wrong in thinking that. All you have done is tear me apart, limb by limb. You used to be so cute, but now your popularity has got to your head. Funny that. I guess my hatred is fueling my determination to outdo you in everything. Oh, and I've already...
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Declared by CPU4 on Sunday, September 20, 2015
I am so sick of sticking up for my so called "best friends" and having them stab me in the back and ditching me and going and telling my husband they don't know how how he puts up with me. And of course he does not stick up for me! screw them i need new friends.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 23, 2008
To call a woman a “whore” because she’s not your ideal person is laughably corny and trite. Really childish and retarded!
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Declared by Anon on Saturday, April 11, 2015
I love the Voodoo Vixen clothing line – but they cater ONLY to fat broads. Really horrible. I’m a normal sized woman, and I’m slim and petite – but Voodoo Vixen ONLY caters to fat broads. I think this is really unfair. I can’t help the fact I’m slender with a petite build. Fat broads are so...
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Declared by petite lady on Wednesday, November 4, 2015
The North Hollywood division of the Los Angeles Police Department has dirty police officers who snitch, especially just west of the intersection of Ventura Blvd. and Laurel Canyon Blvd. These are corrupt cops who make false accusations against other cops.
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Declared by anon. on Saturday, April 1, 2017
This is hilariously funny: neighbors who enjoy being loud, deliberately disrupting other people on your block with excessively loud music, etc., had been sexually raped when they were kids. Very funny.
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, April 8, 2017
M. on W. Blvd. in L,A, is a 57 year-old, kind of chubby, fat-waisted loser and washed-up has-been who pathetically thinks he can still attract young girls at his nightclub. They no longer pay attention to him, because he’s 57 years old, almost 60 years old, lying about the month of his birth, and he tries...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, November 26, 2016
I'll never understand the loony contradictions of politically correct, social justice warrior liberals, progressives, and liberal feminists regarding crime. On the one hand, they want rapists to be locked up - which is something everyone agrees with - but on the other hand, they say they want all criminals...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 9, 2017
Seriously. Two hours of wide ranging and interesting conversation, then you decide to just start ignoring me when you discover my sexual preference. (something that I was done talking about after one line) It's amazing how ridiculously shallow a person can turn out to be after seeming so deep and...
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Declared by Louis on Tuesday, December 8, 2009
So...what happened? Barack becomes president and suddenly there's no more need for Black History Month? What happened to the cheesy commercials, the ridiculously racist clearance sales, the pointless, tacky flash ads, the poorly executed exhibits and galleries...the oh-so-serious, made-for-TV BET movies?...
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Declared by Douglas on Tuesday, February 10, 2009
I moved out here from CA so I know I'm spoiled but, come on! You people really live like this?! You have no personality and you all sound the same blah blah blah, "I'm really important and my dad owns this company", "we drive a Beamer", "here's my business card". I don't care how important you are if you're...
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Declared by Left Coast on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
I know it's probably not the dog's fault that its owners trained it to be violent. It's also not the dog's fault that they decided to have such a dangerous animal in a neighborhood full of kids.
In fact, none of it is the dog's fault, but a jihad is the least I could do after I found my cat in pieces on...
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Declared by Tracy on Friday, March 14, 2008
You fucking stole my beautiful, perfect, one-of-a-kind sunglasses, and I WILL catch you posting a picture of yourself wearing them on facebook, because you're a total fucking moron and you post everything that happens to you on that stupid site
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
Someone posted this under my name:
http://www.jihadonyou.com/105118/
I'm going to ask nicely that you remove it from this site. I don't know what I did to hurt you, but seriously? Using my name and spouting off complete B.S.
Get over yourselves.
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Declared by Jeramie on Tuesday, September 4, 2012