Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou have no idea how to do the things you pay me to do however you are consistently setting timeframes which are impossible to reach working an 8 hour day.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 10, 2007
This Jihad for me and my classmates...
We will pass IS lessons
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
naser hejazi
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Declared by mojtaba jabari on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
this site eats them
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Declared by ass on Saturday, November 22, 2008
Jihad on you, you insufferable wannabe. I hate your repulsive knitwearing guts with a passion more passionate than the passion with which the positive pole of a magnet hates the negative pole of another magnet. I despise your sunset photography and your fake accent and your obnoxious self-presentation, and,...
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Declared by IT's dedicated groupie on Thursday, December 9, 2010
jihad
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 6, 2013
put on more simpsons and family guy
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
CUNT FACED PRICK JEFFERSON
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Declared by YOUR EX on Monday, June 15, 2015
WHAT THE FUCK is this website about, WHATS THE FUCKING POINT? Its just this little thing where you waste your time expressing your anger, but in reality it just makes you more angry than before. As soon as i heard about this i knew it was just all a piece of horseshit. Here's your holy war Jihad !
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Declared by puckyou on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Dear parrents, you might have a good way to raise kids, and to learn them stuff, as others don't normaly would learn by their parrents.
BUT:
please, let us be a bit more free than this.
stop being so overprotecting about us, if you don't think we can take care of us selves(mature ->) then you probably...
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Declared by Elias on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
For eating small children
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 13, 2007
You are going down!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
For throwing a bottle at me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, November 13, 2007
"We'll be surprising the winner in their home town!"
Guess that rules out every single person who is watching the show right now, eh? At least, the ones who haven't already gotten a call from HG TV telling them that they've won so they can be in the right place for the oh-so-set-up and contrived...
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Declared by Jackie on Sunday, March 16, 2008
I declare jihad on YOU!!!
Every time I reach out with my arms wide open, you turn your face away from me like you don't fucking notice me. I'm NOT a rapist, I'm just a huggy person!! There's a difference you know.
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Declared by Huggy Person on Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Jihad on my stalker Tanya this and the last one is for you. Next I will put your whole name up.
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Declared by watching you watching me on Monday, August 8, 2011
You have the ugliest VW Rabbit in all of Arizona!!!
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Declared by Angela Faith Brown on Tuesday, September 27, 2011
You want to call me a bitch, I dont care if your we were drunk motherfucker. The psychological jihad has started and your ass is cut off from my circle bitch. Im no longer your cousin freddy kruger looking faggot. I hope you turn homo when you go to state jail.
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Declared by Your 2nd Cousin on Saturday, February 18, 2012
This boy is probably one of the world's future fame hungry monsters. I KNOW THIS because he loves the attention. Keep talking Kaliop because thats all the fame you'll ever have. Your high school label.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 21, 2012
I declare a jihad! Ronald, this must finally end!
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Declared by Jihad Taha on Wednesday, April 17, 2013