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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoListen, asshat. I have a news flash for you.
1) Just because I make your coffee, doesn't make you better than me.
2) If I hold out my hand for the money, don't throw it on the counter, tell me to pick it up and not expect me to throw your change back down the same way you did to me.
3) Your Armani...
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Declared by A lowly coffee peon on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
You beat the fuck out of my mother, then when she left you, she still had the heart to try and let you get to know me, and you refused time and time again. You spoke to me once in the first 11 years of my life. Then, the first time you met me, all you could do was trash-talk me to my mother, even though my...
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Declared by Finally Changing My Name on Monday, October 8, 2007
I love English. It's the one subject I never needed to give any effort in.
Today, I noticed Apple changed their definition of what fascism/fascist meant. Now, being a person who is a bit of a bibliophile, I OWN SEVERAL DICTIONARIES. No, Apple, you might fool many of your sheeple users, and maybe some people...
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Declared by Starflower on Sunday, October 29, 2017
Los Angeles MTA bus service I is the worst, because the lazy bus drivers are always late, sleeping at their stopover instead of picking up passengers. The drivers for Bus Lines 150 and 240 along Ventura Blvd. in the southern San Fernando Valley area of Los Angeles are particularly guilty of this. Lazy...
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Declared by frustrated passenger on Monday, January 23, 2017
It is bad for me!
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Declared by Internet User on Thursday, August 28, 2008
Yeah, I'm talking about you people! Stereotypically arrogant, bombastic attitude, lacking social graces in public spaces, such as...the movie theatre! You think you are working in a BPO means you are already came to "this level" that you are one of the well-to-dos? But here you are, putting your smelly feet...
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Declared by Who do you think? on Tuesday, December 27, 2016
fucken boyfriend is the laziest mother fucker around, cant even muster up enough sympathy to make me feel better when im down, all he fkn does is eat and shit and play games, god get a life. why the fk am i with such a loser
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 10, 2009
Excuse me, but I never had a rich uncle who moved to nigeria. Stop telling me I do or at least do bidness with me. Pls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 14, 2014
I declare Jihad on you as you and your jihadnes has made me want to jihad you
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Declared by Steven Tait on Tuesday, March 1, 2016
way to fucking answer your phone
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Declared by anonymous on Friday, July 12, 2013
The owner of the Muttr is a jerk, because he plays favorites as to whose comments he publishes. It won’t be long before the popularity of Muttr will fade, as more and more people will drop away. By the beginning of the coming year,that website will be nothing, due to the lack of posters – caused by the...
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Declared by anonymous on Monday, October 5, 2015
I'm declaring Jihad on your for changing your name on Facebook
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Declared by Soham on Friday, February 26, 2016
When way up ahead you see that two lanes turn into one DO NOT slam on your brakes and try to get over immediately. Drive to the end of your lane and then its one car from each lane. Its called MERGING! So if I drive to the merge point and get ahead of you don't honk your horn at me because your an idiot...
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Declared by Left Coast on Friday, November 2, 2007
If Democrats get elected, taxes will soar, and the quality of our health care system will deteriorate. Perfect examples of this can be found in Europe, Canada, and even in our original colonies. It can take weeks and even months to get a doctor's appointment in these countries, because everyone gets to go...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 23, 2008
Solution of all problems in this world have to begin with this.
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Declared by vleseg on Saturday, January 1, 2011
Having the mind (or lack thereof) to blame the religion that you practice for your beliefs is fine. After all, it's the closest thing to truth that you can comprehend; however, this behavior becomes problematic when you begin to believe that your "God" is the only one, and that what he says goes. When you...
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Declared by God on Monday, December 30, 2013
Fuck you and all your attention seeking drama. You are only pregnant for attention and I hope it ruins your body brutally!! Your face makes me rage. You talk stupid, you ate stupid, and you need to get away from your list friends, too. The zits are almost an improvement.... you are a fucking self-absorbed...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 14, 2015
Fuck Microsoft Internet Explorer !
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Declared by Hadrien on Monday, October 8, 2007
I'll fkn rekt u kunta
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Declared by Xxx_Muhammed_69_xxX on Tuesday, February 9, 2016
What the heck is this kid of yours saying in her website about you?
She said you became a mom because your dreams aren't realized? That's funny, I thought you wanted to get hitched back then since you are so popular among the guys? Your kid is misinfomed. You were shopping for a mate back in college. You...
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Declared by It's me on Friday, March 9, 2018