Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou'd have to be a pretentious, pompous idiot to use stupid, made-up words like "cis".
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Declared by no PC garbage on Friday, June 9, 2017
I declare jihad on you, asshole!
Why don't you get your head out of your ass and design an application that actually works, mother fucker?
Screw you!
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Declared by Apple and Microsoft Suck Ass on Monday, March 31, 2008
Being a fucking bitch
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Declared by Jihadi John on Friday, February 26, 2016
IM MAD
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Declared by Sisterhater on Monday, June 29, 2015
Some friend he turned out to be: a verbally abusive bully. He says it's wrong that I'm shy and that I prefer solitude. He constantly criticizes me, and tells me I have to change. Why should I change? I like my personality just the way it is. Who is he to demand that I change who I am? A true friend...
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Declared by shy lady on Wednesday, July 18, 2018
I'm placing a Jihad on you!
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Declared by Gary on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Excuse me, but I never had a rich uncle who moved to nigeria. Stop telling me I do or at least do bidness with me. Pls.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Pre, wag ka namang mayabang. Nag-paretoke ka lang ng mukha mo, tingin mo ay leading man quality ka na? It takes MORE than that. Sa attitude mong yan, you may not get far. Sa totoo nga, di ka naman ganoong kilala.
At sa mga fanatics mo, girls, wag niyo na ipagmalaki siya. Kapag sino sa inyo nagpakasal sa...
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Declared by Anti-Jolog on Tuesday, November 7, 2017
Stop referring me to other services to which I should register. Let me download immediately!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 6, 2017
"No-one has ever been sacked for buying HP Printers" the Canon Sales Rep.
So let's go and get a Panasonic because we are thrill seekers.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Declared by Over_It on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
LOL this is a test
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Declared by Allahu Akbar on Tuesday, March 7, 2017
OH MY GOD I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 7, 2015
I hate sickness, go away. Fuck.
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Declared by damien on Monday, October 8, 2007
Society has launched a Jihad on you for being a homosexual Allen Shvarts. Go home. Go home and never come back.
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Declared by People of Earth on Thursday, October 11, 2007
IF THERE IS A GOD, I HOPE HE SENDS YOU TO HELL YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE. THIS BASTARD CALLED ME FAT (YEAH, NO SHIT I'M FAT YOU OLD SHITSTAIN) IN THE RUDEST AND MOST EMBARRASSING WAY POSSIBLE - IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS! FUCK YOU!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2016
Los Angeles MTA bus service I is the worst, because the lazy bus drivers are always late, sleeping at their stopover instead of picking up passengers. The drivers for Bus Lines 150 and 240 along Ventura Blvd. in the southern San Fernando Valley area of Los Angeles are particularly guilty of this. Lazy...
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Declared by frustrated passenger on Monday, January 23, 2017
Matt Cutts is the anti-christ in all things online marketing. The voice of the anti-christ has risen above common scientific sense and has rendered mortal SEO folk deaf to the real experiential world. As a false idol he takes much beating within SEO circles. We must rise up against the 'word of Matt' and...
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Declared by Weedgie Vendeta on Monday, October 8, 2007
Jihad on you, bitch! FUCK YOU, YOU CUM DUMPSTER, BLUE WAFFLE, ASS MUCUS, FUCK TOY, CLITTY LITTER, FIST FUCK, BEEF CURTAIN, QUEEN OF THE 50 YARD CUNT PUNT, FUCK PUPPET, NEED THE D,DOUCHE NOZZLE, HAIR PIE EATING, CUM GUZZLER, TIT WANK, KINKY HAM FLAP!!!
Fuck you, you stupid, fat, whiny piece of shit. Go dig...
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Declared by Zoe on Thursday, January 16, 2014
FUCK YOU! Stay on your own servers you dirty homosexual eating scum! You have been called out! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SERVERS FOR A REASON! You are worse that the pubby grime. You are the cud on the bottom of my Phase Boots.
~All of the "EU West" servers for DOTA 2
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 16, 2014
Horrible Mexicans on the L.A. Metro Redline station cruelly abusing a white lady who hadn’t done anything wrong. So typical of Mexican garbage to bully and harass white ladies. Jail time is what sexually arouses Mexican losers who harass white ladies.
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Declared by Anon. on Sunday, October 4, 2015