Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor publishing a demagogue's answer to my comment, but not publishing my response to that demagogues insults. Do you really think I should take crap from them just becuase I said that someone can recover from tuberculosis? Why's that, just becuase I responded to that article with something other than...
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Declared by X on Thursday, August 23, 2012
My fucking birch of a mum just told me that it's my fault that I am ugly and fat, and not to come crying to her when i feel so awful and depressed. All because I ate some cake and chocolate today. She's the motherfucking obese lady, how dare she fucking talk to me like that.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 4, 2015
at this point i don't even want to call them a friend. They flip out at every god damn thing like its the end of the world. one moment u hate your family next they buy you sht and u think their the greatest. for fuck sakes just pick a side. Then u whine an bitch about sht and always take everything to...
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Declared by Bri on Friday, June 5, 2015
This crazy, deranged psycho Asian/South Pacific/Thai/Philippina woman in my building in Studio City, Los Angeles County stated that Los Angeles Police Chief Charlie Beck is her sexual boyfriend, therefore my mom, Isabel Nupoll, and I and other people in our building at 4326 Babcock Ave., Studio City,...
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Declared by anonymous victim of PC bullies on Saturday, March 11, 2017
She's become a left-wing, politically correct fanatic, constantly yelling that she hates white people even though she herself is white. She says she hates her fellow white people so much, she wants to avoid them all. What about her child, who's also white? She's totally loony. She parses every sentence you...
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Declared by anonymous on Tuesday, May 9, 2017
I declare jihad on you
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
He should just burn in hell
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 26, 2007
You suck dude. We had a great thing going and you blew it. I'm glad your wife left you.
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Declared by Your former girl on Thursday, December 6, 2007
Hey dickhead, Hows married life treating you. Still using a penis pump to try and get a hard on?
Hell, Viagra wouldn't help you. Damn man, whatcha gonna try next?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 31, 2009
Fucking tosser
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2011
I think that idiot on that forum is right!! Im scared of relationships. And I dont mean male-female type relationships but even friendships. Thats why I have been keeping people at arms length to me. By the time I got to my second degree, I really had ENOUGH of people. My experience with K was probably...
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Declared by sdfsdf on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Jihad on you Mofo!!!
I dont understand why you gave birth to me ?
I am your daughter , you should not be looking at me in the wrong places....fuck you !!! Asshole .. mother fucking asshole....dick sucker...disgusting bitch....jihad on your wretched fucking eyes that hover on me in a dirty way all the...
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Declared by cryingoutloud on Saturday, October 6, 2012
IF THERE IS A GOD, I HOPE HE SENDS YOU TO HELL YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE. THIS BASTARD CALLED ME FAT (YEAH, NO SHIT I'M FAT YOU OLD SHITSTAIN) IN THE RUDEST AND MOST EMBARRASSING WAY POSSIBLE - IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS! FUCK YOU!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 21, 2016
YOU BLOODY HACKER
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 12, 2007
(Notice: The author of this jihad was obviously an imbecile who couldn't find his own dick, much less locate the caps lock button. We're leaving his sad excuse for a jihad in its original form as a reminder to everyone of why this website exists - there are more than enough ass-hats in this world to go...
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Declared by Fuck You on Thursday, April 17, 2008
Where are you with your weak little electric mower? I walked out of my front door this morning and was greeted by a herd of elephants who have apparently taken up residence in the jungle that used to be my yard. Luckily, they stampeded in the general direction of the parking lot, so a path was cleared and I...
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Declared by That old man down the street on Friday, May 16, 2008
They won’t even breed to save themselves. The damn things are not fit to live in the 20th century, let alone the 21st century. Let them die. It’s survival of the fittest, or at least elimination of the lamest.
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Declared by Die Pandas Die! on Tuesday, June 3, 2008
I hate the lazy son of a bitch slob, who f*ckn preenz himself but can't lift his bony arse to clean the flat half the time or water the plants or even wash the dishes. Why? Cause he spends all his time on facebook and skype chatting to some American girl he has yet to meet and whom (he thinks) will lovingly...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 24, 2010
You suck.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 15, 2011
HIDING THE TRUTH
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013