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Find out more | Contact infoFor engaging the OECD in a blatant political stunt by declaring War on Carbon.
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Declared by JCM on Saturday, March 8, 2008
I worked on a magnet application for four hours and when I pressed the submit button, guess what I got...A LOGIN SCREEN...I logged in...all that work was LOST!
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Declared by Sami Patel on Thursday, February 5, 2009
Ignores me
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 16, 2011
/facepalm
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Declared by Cancer on you on Wednesday, August 3, 2011
My stupid grandmother who is really god damned corrupt and tells lies in order to get my grandfather to get pissed off at me .
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Declared by Isabella Perez on Monday, May 11, 2015
for fucks sake give me a god damn break once in a while
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Declared by mike on Tuesday, February 18, 2014
If there is such a thing as karma, boy are you FUCKED!!!! YOU DISGUSTING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! You have well and truly sunk your diseased, venemous, gold digging, fucking fake assed psycho bitch fangs into your husbands family. But do you know something?......YOU ALL FUCKING DESERVE EACH OTHER! From...
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Declared by Anon on Friday, March 21, 2014
I have a friend named Alex. Alex likes my other friend, Emma. Alex often comes to me for advice on Emma, until he confesses and finds out she just wants to be friends. Alex really loves her, and wants her to love him so still continues to come to me for advice. Emma really likes Aaron, a complete douchebag,...
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Declared by Peaches on Sunday, January 5, 2014
Microsoft kills babies
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
Just because you're ancient doesn't mean you can treat others like crap! Stop being so lazy and stop bullshitting and try working as hard as the rest of us. Maybe then you can rest in peace at the end of the night, you louse.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
To everyone out there who has ever held a sign up in protest of something, do yourself a favor and research the topic you are protesting first. Just because two hundred other people say some cause is worth shouting about, doesn't make it right. Hell, I could get two hundred people two sign a petition to...
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Declared by Maelstrom on Monday, October 8, 2007
iTunes updates - why is it that I have to download the entire application every time Apple updates iTunes? It's called incremental updates! Get a fucking clue and stop forcing me to download 50 megs to listen to a fucking song.
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Declared by dumpster on Monday, October 8, 2007
Stop giving us so much damn trig homework. Fuck, I hate TRIG!
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Declared by jihadkind on Sunday, December 16, 2007
After giving me the WORST acrylic "black" tips that I have ever had for my senior prom, and making me bleed without apology, you took $5 out of my wallet when I wasn't planning on tipping your sorry ass in the first place.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, May 1, 2010
WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE GOING TO BEAT MY BROKE ASS INTO THE DIRT AND BURY ME. 400 FOR A SHINY PLASTIC BOX AND 60 FOR A CONTROLLER AND ANOTHER 60 FOR EVERY MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN GAME. OH DONT YOU FUCKING FORGET THE XBOX LIVE MEMBERSHIP! I MAY AS WELL PUT MY FUCKING GAME INTO MY CUISINART TOASTER AND IT WILL...
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Declared by EVERYONE on Tuesday, December 30, 2014
YALL DUMB FUCKS NEED TO GROW UP!! THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU OH MY GOD
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, May 16, 2018
I HATE YOU M AND YOUR STUPID UGLY PETTY FACE
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 11, 2017
Working the night shift is perhaps the worst thing behind only death by ninja. Maybe. Die, Third shift, Die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
BECUASE YOU SMELL BAD!!!!!!!
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Declared by Joe on Monday, October 8, 2007
I make fun of Canadians with my friends, but I secretly think they're cool.
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Declared by Alex on Saturday, November 3, 2007