Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoNeurotically politically correct, fanatical social justice warriors are power-hungry bullies who are not so much interested in justice as they are in bossing other people around. And the jerks who defend PC bullies by calling their critics asshats are the REAL asshats. Nobody who’s intelligent would...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2015
you suck and do not deserve to win. i hope the sox kill you
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
You suck dude. We had a great thing going and you blew it. I'm glad your wife left you.
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Declared by Your former girl on Thursday, December 6, 2007
Die you!!! for not letting me join the SKILL test!! Well.. die!!!
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Declared by Chris on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
AKP genel başkanı ve başbakan recep tayyip erdoğan ve yanında yer alan diğer tüm hırsız şerefsizlere cihad ilan ediyorum. yakarım uleeeen.
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Declared by fenasi on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
shoobakhali!! tof tof! i make jihad on your pinky toes! they are so ugly that god hates even the name i give to them so i have to spit after i say the name so he wont get mad! they are unnatural to this world like a cross between a donkey and a dog!!! shoobakhai! tof tof!
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Declared by JJ on Wednesday, September 21, 2011
i cant belive after all i have done for you and how we both lost our mother becouse of you wanting a better life you would turn on the only person who stood up for you. Well little sister i think your selfish and spoiled i hope the new family and boyfriend who by the way is a loser !!Make you happy. Also i...
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Declared by pissed off in the middle of noweresville on Friday, February 26, 2010
I just want some damn privacy!
O.K. it may be 'your house' despite it being a flat but I fucking visit you on weekends. I love you but you really piss me off. When you're acting like a dick but I turn out to be the damn villain.
And whenever I leave my laptop on the couch does not give you an invitation...
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Declared by Your SON on Sunday, January 2, 2011
I WAS CALM UNTIL YOU TOLD ME TO CHILL OUT; NOW I WANT TO F***ING TELL YOU TO STFU AND GTFO
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 2, 2011
you are such a fucking prick. just die.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, September 30, 2011
I hope you all go to jail for a very long time you domestic terrorists! So JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by TheTeaPartySucksBigBalls on Saturday, August 11, 2012
I have a friend named Alex. Alex likes my other friend, Emma. Alex often comes to me for advice on Emma, until he confesses and finds out she just wants to be friends. Alex really loves her, and wants her to love him so still continues to come to me for advice. Emma really likes Aaron, a complete douchebag,...
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Declared by Peaches on Sunday, January 5, 2014
You are going to die.
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Declared by miss vixy on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
YOU SUCK. OMG OMG OMG OMG.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Clueless self-absorbing moron who claims to be my best friend
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Declared by Tasha on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
We will fight to the last man and automaton for the AStu-talo! We already won the first battle.
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Declared by AS on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
YOU BLOODY HACKER
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 12, 2007
For gouging our pockets over the last 5 years and yet having the balls to declare record profits to your stock holders!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, November 28, 2007
No comments needed.
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Declared by Joost Canters on Sunday, July 27, 2008
Child supporttttttttttt! Fake lying trying to look good ass. You cant if you dont take care of your family! You worried about what? Haha you about to be worried about something totally different. You have looked the other way one too many times while your family was suffering. You tried with the I love yous...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 16, 2011