Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSecularists have been responsible for all of the wars that have ever occurred in Europe.
They have included monarchs who, after hijacking the predominant religion of their subjects, have set out to increase the size of their territories and the glory of their secular reign.
Secularists have included...
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Declared by Simon Peter on Monday, October 8, 2007
Down on the Greek Kebab extra Chilli Sauce eating people of this planet!!!
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Declared by Dudley Mod on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fucking fake bitch! Fuck off!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
My life is a big fucking business assholes and i can't manage it so i am jihading on it.....
Let me fuck all.....
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Mark,
Remember that time I lent you 3 dollars and you did not return that money to me. That was rude and borderline blasphemous. Actually it was blasphemous so i am putting this jihad on you. Sorry, but you deserve it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
Mr. "Shut up and Reboot" - I spit at your 2 monitors!! I fart in your general di-rectione!
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Declared by Entropy_Happens on Thursday, October 18, 2007
You taught me so much and brought me so far. I can't imagine what my life would have been like without you in it - you were my life. I am as whole and strong as I am today only because of you.
I swear that your death was not my idea, even though I was there and I agreed to it. Please understand that it...
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Declared by Angry on Monday, March 10, 2008
DIE INFIDEL SCHOOL. YOU HAVE INSULTED THE GREATEST PERSON TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. WHEN I RULE THE WORLD, I SHALL SMITE THEE WITH NUKES!!!!
GOD WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE ON YOUR STUPIDITY.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, December 15, 2008
you are the biggest loser in the world..
You are two faced son of a bitch. You whine how your life is shit i fucking dont give a damn you never cared abt any one but your self.
you talk behind your best friends back pretty sure you said shit about me which probably arnt even true ..
you were my ex years...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Their f*cking up our country.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Stupid whore! I want my virgins.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2010
Hey you whore. Are you going to fuck up and marry your new cock sucking friend? Again?
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Declared by LLoyd on Tuesday, July 6, 2010
A jihad on the human race. One day my people will arrive and ass rape your politicians on the white house lawn.
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Declared by A B C on Friday, October 29, 2010
Fuck outta here! Obsessed ass people I swear. How tf do they find me?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
For telling a pack of lies
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Declared by YOUR ENEMY on Tuesday, December 13, 2011
A JIHAD ON YOU COCK SMUGGLING ASSHOLE!
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Declared by Muhammed on Friday, January 13, 2012
YOU LIED TO ME. Your damn cheater. I HATE YOU. :((((
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Declared by BrokenHEARTS on Saturday, April 21, 2012
The world doesn't revolve around you, so stop living in your dreams. Aren't you ever humiliated by your actions?
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Declared by GIRL on Thursday, August 2, 2012
My grandmother wasn't even buried yet and you started circling her home and assets, telling my mother to get a lawyer because you definitely want your half. You didn't even go to her funeral or the burial. You made sure to show up early before the rest of the family. You and your friends were laughing and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, April 13, 2013
Don't steal my hard earned suit, find the nerve to were it in front of me, and fuck lie and say u bought tht shit! Broke Muhfuka!
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Declared by Some black guy on Thursday, September 26, 2013