Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor (style) crimes against humanity!
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Declared by The Style Inquisitor on Monday, October 8, 2007
If I wanted to hear Pink I would play it myslef. Not that I own a Pink album.
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Declared by Eddie Izzard on Monday, October 8, 2007
I see you standing there. Watching with that smug expression of indifference, thinking that 5 billion years of existence somehow makes you special - like that counts for anything.
I think it's time you faced the reality that you're rather screwed up. The only offspring you've successfully produced are...
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Declared by Theo on Monday, October 8, 2007
Nothing more than a wad of paper spouting the far-left view. I'm sick and tired of their hatred of everything British. Even the jobs section panders to the loony-left.
Grrrr - a jihad on you and all your readers.
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Declared by anon on Monday, October 8, 2007
There is a sign on the door, is it that hard to follow 1 simple request?!?!?!?
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Declared by Danny on Monday, October 8, 2007
just a general jihad :)
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Declared by john on Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Your days are numbered. This is just the beginning!
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Declared by Daniel on Wednesday, January 28, 2009
I declare a jihad on all the teachers that piss me off. Most of all il-panda
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Declared by xXxMALTIxXx on Saturday, January 16, 2010
=)
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Declared by someone you likely don't know on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Yo bitch. who you fuckin around with these days. I heard yo got a new sucka on da side. yo pussy done wore out bitch. I did it. you slutty bitch ho.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, April 23, 2010
Bomb the shit out of israel,they are the children of Satan
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, January 4, 2011
I hate him he acts like my mom belongs to him we never go anywhere with them we never hang out with them. He loves his dog more than he loves us.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 26, 2011
Fuck off homosexual.
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Declared by Your enemy on Thursday, May 19, 2011
STOP LYING TO EVERYONE. Were not your game board. So just stop.
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Declared by Student on Saturday, April 21, 2012
It's always ruining my hiding spots. Also, my outfit looks pretty fuckin ridiculous in the daytime. I can't wait til that thing blows up.
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Declared by Just some nondescript guy on Wednesday, December 11, 2013
I have tried to take the moral high ground with an ex-girlfriend who continues to spout libelous nonsense. I have tried reporting her comments to tumblr in which they do nothing. It seems like bullying only applies one way. This woman is allowed to bully and call names and block anyone who says anything...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 22, 2015
Did u get this
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 5, 2017
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Declared by Scarlett O'Howard on Monday, September 10, 2007
You lie to yourself and to the world by claiming to live a cruelty-free lifestyle. In actuality, you live an effort-free lifestyle. Convenience is clearly your most important value.
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
$695tt plus VAT for a party, is BPtt really serous
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Declared by UPset ibm t40 user on Monday, October 8, 2007