Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoAlright so coming up this weekend is Homecoming my Senior Homecoming! and my friends and I have not really been planning what to do before but I was invited to a pre-homecoming party but never said if I was going or not because I thought my group was bigger. Yesterday it turns out some of my friends made...
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Declared by i hate my life on Tuesday, September 22, 2009
For being an arrogant pain in the arse .
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Declared by Richard on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
What a piece of shit OS!
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Declared by Your Mom on Friday, August 13, 2010
You fuckers are playing supreme being when we can utilize the sun, wind and water as safe energy resources. You motherfuckers should dismantle all nuclear power plants worldwide and adopt this technology. Fucking idiots.
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Declared by The Dizzle on Monday, March 21, 2011
Thanks for being uncaring and bitchy when I need you. Real sweet of you.
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Declared by Fuck you. on Sunday, July 24, 2011
Jeez, you're starting to piss me off now. I loved you so much although I wasn't with you, but still. You led me on by flirting w/ me 24/7 and showing ALL the signs that you liked me, and then next day, when some girl who broke up w/ her boyfriend, what? 3 days ago, starts dating you? WTF, kid. Jeez, honey....
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Declared by Chelsea on Wednesday, January 11, 2012
I can't do this anymore
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Why are you such a bitch to me? Don't you realise how much I hate you?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 2, 2013
I was 11 when i playing 'tag' with my then best friend seth. I started calling him child as a joke, because i was that kind of weird kid i thought that was funny, and i just went along with it because he was my friend. well anyway, this turned into our own game between me and a friend and seth and his friend...
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Declared by Abel Schoneveld on Monday, March 2, 2015
Well hush my mouth, Scarlett! Your silicon enhanced mug should mind your own business.
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Declared by Rhett on Monday, September 10, 2007
FUCK YOU TOWELHEADS
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Declared by CEO IM RICH on Sunday, October 7, 2007
The only jihad that makes sense here is the jihad on this website. Jihadonyou will find out all about jihad soon enough.
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Declared by Mohamed Talabani on Monday, October 8, 2007
The flying spaghetti monster is a lie. Linguini rules!
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Declared by Bradilio on Sunday, October 14, 2007
My evil sisters for letting there 3 year old daugters jump on my head when i was sleeping
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Declared by chris on Thursday, October 18, 2007
Go blow yourself, you ugly, white trash skank, and leave other girls' boyfriends alone.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Jade Goody died of cancer, I know cancer is a terrible disease and she had kids and all that but when she was a racist knobhead on big brother and running around with her tits hanging out everyone hated her
ESPECIALLY the tabloids then when she dies there are special "warm fuzzy feeling inside"...
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Declared by carnivore on Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Jihad on you's co-founder. Don't you check the e-mails?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 16, 2010
I wage jihad on you dipshit fuckers. Your concerned with peoples privacy but you raid private servers. FUCKIN ASSHOLES - I HOPE THEY FEDERALLY FUCK YOU GUYS IN THE ASSHOLE FOR FUCKING UP PlayStation Network this weekend. Many citizens are pissed off with your cause right now.
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Declared by Step Father on Saturday, April 23, 2011
JIHAD TO YOU INFIDEL
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 6, 2013
I hope you treat them as bad as you treat me. Hypocritical dick! I should have ended it the first time you hit me!
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Declared by MakaeylaZamora on Thursday, May 30, 2013