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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoFor being a BIG DUMB BITCH in the room next door.
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Declared by Joshnuts on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I declare jihad on you, asshole!
Why don't you get your head out of your ass and design an application that actually works, mother fucker?
Screw you!
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Declared by Apple and Microsoft Suck Ass on Monday, March 31, 2008
How does an iPod define your love for music?
How does a pair of Nike's define how well u ran this morning?
Why do you need some other guy's name on ur underwear?
How does giving flowers (and a huge list of more girly stuff) on Valentine's Day define ur love towards your partner?
Do you...
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Declared by KC on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I'm sick of those people who can't enjoy a good thing such as biking and who blame the victim each time a cyclists dies in an accident on the road.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 30, 2012
Damn your technology!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
whatsup bitch?
This is for throwing pliers at my head behind my back you deadshit!!
Plier chucker,
stupid lil fucker
during sound check i shoulda hit you harder
dumb-arse motherfucker thinkin' you can step to me
chat like old times and shoot the breeze...
Well here's a safety tip: I don't forget...
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Declared by Fargis on Wednesday, October 10, 2007
You ugly, pointless, yellow basards. You fly in my house uninvited, making a noise, pissing me off and you serve no useful purpose to nature you useless plebs.
No-one likes you, no-one wants you. You're a mistake in evolution and you're nasty with it.
At least a Bee is good looking and has the decency...
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Declared by Jaxta on Friday, October 12, 2007
You fucking idiot, you need to do some of your own work and stop bothering everyone else. We have our own work to do you assclown
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, April 30, 2012
These politically correct social justice warriors have gone too far, by bullying The Gap into apologizing for a print ad, in which a taller white little girl is leaning her arm on the top of a shorter black girl’s head. These PC schmucks are claiming this ad is racist. What bullcrap. They obviously have...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 7, 2016
eat a bag of dicks you lousy bitch, I talked to you like a decent civilized human being but instead you chose to go all ape shit on me and humiliate me in front of everyone. you should be glad I didn't go all Ramsay Bolton on your crusty ass. P.S. I know your vagina is drier and dustier than the Sahara...
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Declared by very angry uni student on Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Warwick,
YOU are clearly THE BEST boyfriend in the entire world for me. I take great pleasure in seeing you smile, and I hate it when I have to hurt your feelings or lie to you. I love the silly, childish things we do together and I cherish every moment you spend making me feel like a worthwhile,...
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Declared by H on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
It's bad enough you woke me up at 1 in the fucking morning but you have the gall to keep me up for 30 consecutive GODdamn minutes. I cannot describe how many unseemly things I want to do to you. It would be slow, painful. Like melting you over some computer wreckage to make you feel at home. Maybe you'd like...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 15, 2017
I hate my verbally abusive mother. For my entire life,my mom has always verbally attacked me on an almost weekly basis. She is evil and horrible. I can't wait until my abusive mother died.
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Declared by abused daughter on Tuesday, January 10, 2017
If you get a boob job EXPECT PEOPLE TO LOOK! Quit being so idiotic about it, it's a free country, and if you walk outside, prepared to be looked at.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 8, 2009
JIHAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER FOR EXISTING!!! BURN IN HELL BASTARD !!!! MAY YOUR INTESTINES BE SCORCHED WITH HCL!! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!
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Declared by fucked up on Friday, July 29, 2016
Fucking hell i cant fucking deal with his shit anymore i'm sick of it this a few days ago she acted all friendly and shit and all of a sudden she fucking ignores me like i'm nothing.
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Declared by FUUUUUCK on Wednesday, September 27, 2017
I declare Fatwa on you!
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Declared by Black Flag of Islam on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
What's this? I read in forums that people get those lousy feedbacks because of things that are not their fault, such as problems with post offices. What the heck is this? Is one who SHIPS the goods on time not good enough a seller? I once ordered something for HK, I knew it will take a couple of weeks to get...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 20, 2014
I met her on pof and she seemed okay. Typical chick with self esteem issues who likes to bang a guy on the side. Next thing I knew I had an std. It definitely wasn't worth it. I tried talking to her on Facebook about it and she blocked me. I hope this bitch gets what she deserves.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 7, 2018
For saying youre going home, then messing about and jibber-jabbering for the next 2 hours
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Declared by Gore on Tuesday, October 9, 2007