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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI'm declaring Jihad on your for changing your name on Facebook
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Declared by Soham on Friday, February 26, 2016
tester
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Declared by qwerty on Wednesday, November 29, 2017
A JIhad on you Kyle Pfeiffer - You Thief!. I hope you die from another abscess on your ass. Fuck yourself.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, March 19, 2018
Stop stealing my code!
Stop copying my sleek software and Apple coolness with you cold calculating mind bullets!
Stop sending ex-blackwater spies to steal my secrets of all my cool new touchable gadgets.
A big pile of poo will be waiting for you at this years chrismas party.
ps
I love your taste in...
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Declared by Steve Jobs on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Rouse yourselves, (especially those who are ethnically handicapped) those in power are still in power The ancient, dogmatic, and all too mammalian pharoes have yet to end their scrutiny of us Commie Fags and our psychoactivity. This behavior is comparable to blowing a horse drawn wagon, it's obsolete. The...
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Declared by Menace2Sobriety on Monday, December 9, 2013
Warwick,
YOU are clearly THE BEST boyfriend in the entire world for me. I take great pleasure in seeing you smile, and I hate it when I have to hurt your feelings or lie to you. I love the silly, childish things we do together and I cherish every moment you spend making me feel like a worthwhile,...
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Declared by H on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
You damn plant! I hate you and your leafy fiber-iosity. Your roughage sloughs polyps from my colon but your bitter taste leaves my stomach a-churning. The fattiest ranch or zestiest italian can't mask your magnificent musk, and I puke thinking of you.
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Declared by Ethel on Monday, October 8, 2007
Fuck off. Just fuck off. Really. I don't care. I said no once. Indeed, I said no a hundred times but you aren't listening.
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Declared by Bandrew McLoud on Monday, October 8, 2007
It is bad for me!
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Declared by Internet User on Thursday, August 28, 2008
You waste of space! I'm glad you got ass cancer and suffered for 5 years before you died! It will never make up for the nasty shit you pulled on my family, but your suffering makes it a bit better.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 24, 2016
I'm so sick of people who aren't in school anymore yet think they know how it's like to be a student in 2017. We get stressed bc we have so many tests and assigments and we want to do good. If we've had enough then yes we want less stuff to stress about but whenever we try to complain you'll get these 40+...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 18, 2017
I love the Voodoo Vixen clothing line – but they cater ONLY to fat broads. Really horrible. I’m a normal sized woman, and I’m slim and petite – but Voodoo Vixen ONLY caters to fat broads. I think this is really unfair. I can’t help the fact I’m slender with a petite build. Fat broads are so...
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Declared by petite lady on Wednesday, November 4, 2015
Fucking hell i cant fucking deal with his shit anymore i'm sick of it this a few days ago she acted all friendly and shit and all of a sudden she fucking ignores me like i'm nothing.
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Declared by FUUUUUCK on Wednesday, September 27, 2017
You are an infidel and a Cristian you must be killed, i place an informal JIHAD on you!
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Declared by Tom on Wednesday, September 3, 2008
MY FUCKING DAD IS HINDERING MY ENTIRE GODAMN LIFE. I CANT DO ANYTHING WITH HIM AROUND
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Declared by son of a fucking asshole on Wednesday, April 8, 2015
You bitch looser. Ugly whore, characterless piece of shot
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Declared by your enemy on Wednesday, November 2, 2016
dear sloan,
freaking pass the goshdang ball. stop being a bish. im wide open so pass it. this is lacrosse not track. pass the ball. JIHAD ON YOU!!!!!
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Declared by TEAMPLAYER on Wednesday, May 17, 2017
I COL JIHAD ON YOU INFIDAL IMMA BURN YO HOUSE STRANGER !
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
YOU ARE FILTHY PEASANTS
Also like am I not allowed to complain about anything because "aw poor you emotional teenager???" like I HAVE A REASON TO BE ANGRY, this isn't some strop about nothing. You never listen, and then moan at me for using the electricity when I could get a new one for 2 quid.
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Declared by Bob fucking marley on Saturday, April 19, 2014
JIHAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER FOR EXISTING!!! BURN IN HELL BASTARD !!!! MAY YOUR INTESTINES BE SCORCHED WITH HCL!! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!
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Declared by fucked up on Friday, July 29, 2016