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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoThank you for making jihad so funny!
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Declared by Habib it's funny right? on Monday, October 8, 2007
computer science teachers a terrible at their jobs. they are the type of people that have done research all their lives and stand no chance outside of academia. if they were out in the real world, they would be chewed up immediately.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 15, 2007
Last time I checked a "shower" doesn't last FIVE HOURS
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Declared by Manny on Monday, June 16, 2014
bitch tits
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Declared by your mom on Saturday, January 2, 2016
Candace the stupid dumb lesbian whore slut can go eat dog shit from the back yard if she cant be bothered walking to see shit for me and fuck her greaseball boyfriend and have a fucking wog son thats heaps greasy ... woggy fuckin offspring... the fucking library fucking whore some dick slapped in her face...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007
I love the Voodoo Vixen clothing line – but they cater ONLY to fat broads. Really horrible. I’m a normal sized woman, and I’m slim and petite – but Voodoo Vixen ONLY caters to fat broads. I think this is really unfair. I can’t help the fact I’m slender with a petite build. Fat broads are so...
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Declared by petite lady on Wednesday, November 4, 2015
no exams and fuck bitches all day and night
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Declared by mutherfkin nigur on Saturday, January 20, 2018
Great! Thanks so much, Fido. It's bad enough that you apparently can't aim your furry hunchback well enough to hit the enormous grassy area two inches from where you left your delightful little "package" for me to discover. But you also concealed it under a clump of leaves so that I didn't notice I had...
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Declared by Trevor on Monday, September 10, 2007
If Democrats get elected, taxes will soar, and the quality of our health care system will deteriorate. Perfect examples of this can be found in Europe, Canada, and even in our original colonies. It can take weeks and even months to get a doctor's appointment in these countries, because everyone gets to go...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, February 23, 2008
Death to all motherfuckers riding their bikes on New York City sidewalks and running red lights! You people drive me nuts and make me sick. You scare old ladies. You run red lights and freakout people trying to cross the street.
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Declared by shove-your-bike on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Fucking fuck you, you fucking moronic waist of time and pathetic fucking waste of energy I don't fucking need you or want you FUCK YOU.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13, 2016
IM MAD
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Declared by Sisterhater on Monday, June 29, 2015
I declare the biggest jihadist jihad on new TV shows and how they are slowly turning into pornography. I like sex as much as the next guy but either writers are just done trying to make good television or we as the public are so stupid and sexually charged that we need it in order to consider a TV show to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, September 7, 2015
im 13 and she keeps saying to grow up and act my age when she is the one who doesn't even let me go to kfc that's 7 mins away with my very good group of friends. shes always compares me to my other friends and says stuff lie 'why cant you be like her','look shes so pretty','shes really skinny' so when i say...
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Declared by help me on Friday, September 15, 2017
Hey Dick head. When are you going to get out of that hell hole you are working in and get a real job? Still kissing Rons ass? What about Eddie's ass?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 15, 2009
You talk so much shit. Grow a pair and give it up with the pretentious peacemaker shit. Fucking whitekinights, shut the fuck up til you actually know what the hell is going on. Until then, give up the vanity crusades. You suck!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, April 2, 2015
Having the mind (or lack thereof) to blame the religion that you practice for your beliefs is fine. After all, it's the closest thing to truth that you can comprehend; however, this behavior becomes problematic when you begin to believe that your "God" is the only one, and that what he says goes. When you...
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Declared by God on Monday, December 30, 2013
I swear im so done. I just love it when u put someone in their place and they still talk mad sht. Like HELLO?!?! ur the one who was crying that everyone hated u and now u think u got ballz to post sht on social networks. Bruh walk away before i officially break and punch u like i did ur crazed ex- boyfriend....
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Declared by Bri on Wednesday, May 13, 2015
Jihad on you Patrick! You and your potatoe/scrub ways have offended my Jimmy rustling heritage for the last time! Go get recked/rustled beyond imagination!
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Declared by Hampton on Monday, November 9, 2015
You fucking sociopaths have miserable lives, and will have no happiness the rest of your useless lives. Rot in hell!Karma is a bitch!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015