Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI am so sick of sticking up for my so called "best friends" and having them stab me in the back and ditching me and going and telling my husband they don't know how how he puts up with me. And of course he does not stick up for me! screw them i need new friends.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Having the mind (or lack thereof) to blame the religion that you practice for your beliefs is fine. After all, it's the closest thing to truth that you can comprehend; however, this behavior becomes problematic when you begin to believe that your "God" is the only one, and that what he says goes. When you...
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Declared by God on Monday, December 30, 2013
I swear im so done. I just love it when u put someone in their place and they still talk mad sht. Like HELLO?!?! ur the one who was crying that everyone hated u and now u think u got ballz to post sht on social networks. Bruh walk away before i officially break and punch u like i did ur crazed ex- boyfriend....
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Declared by Bri on Wednesday, May 13, 2015
Jihad on you Patrick! You and your potatoe/scrub ways have offended my Jimmy rustling heritage for the last time! Go get recked/rustled beyond imagination!
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Declared by Hampton on Monday, November 9, 2015
Cory Silver you are a fucking dirty, sneaky, slimy gangster. Thank you for running Target into the ground. You did a great job.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 2, 2018
There i was walking down the street the other day when my particulary amusing friend made a very amusing joke involving a rhino and a pumpkin..then my other friend, laughing, said lol....LOL.... what is wrong with you!!! You know that language you were taught as a child....USE IT!!!.....Nd get outside nd off...
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Declared by bob on Sunday, May 25, 2008
You two are so fucking annoying! Im glad you're dating but you two are always together! I know you don't want me to contact you while you're together but when am I sapose to call you when you're always together!? One of you works with me and the other one constantly has school projects with me so I need to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 13, 2011
You touched boys in Killeen while you were an instructor on the Fort Hood army base for Tiger Lim Tae kwon Doe in the early 90's late 80's. You used to show them porn magazines and then suck their penises. You faggot, i hope are living in hell ,you son of bitch ,for ruining lives.
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Declared by Mad Man on Sunday, February 12, 2017
YEAH FUCK U
JUST COS IM A GIRL DOESNT MEAN I CANT PLAY FOOTBALL
IM WIDE FUCKING OPEN SO PASS ME THE BALL
IVE CALLED FOR IT SO MANY TIMES
EVERYONE IS FUCKING MARKED
TAKE ME SERIOUSLY PLEASE I GO TO TRAINING MORE THAN YOU DO AND I PLAY BETTER THAN YOU DO SO PASS ME THE FUCKING BALL FOR ONCE AND MAYBE WE...
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Declared by ANNOYED AS SHIT EMMA on Tuesday, July 25, 2017
JIHAD ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER FOR EXISTING!!! BURN IN HELL BASTARD !!!! MAY YOUR INTESTINES BE SCORCHED WITH HCL!! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!
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Declared by fucked up on Friday, July 29, 2016
bitch ass sayin u asexual u don't know what the fuck it even means u fake u fake as fuck
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Declared by furious gay on Thursday, September 29, 2016
I hate people that can't take a joke. Someone pinned the "9 satanic sins" to the board in the honors lounge because they thought it was funny we had a babtist student center, but nothing for other religions. Everyone, even the super religious kids, that came in either didn't pay attention to it or found it...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 27, 2018
what you need to know about barack obama is all here:
http://make-informed-decisions.blogspot.com/
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Declared by marcus on Tuesday, July 15, 2008
I declare Jihad on you Office of Financial Research, Department of the Treasury for firing the one employee in Operations Department that worked and got things done. Were you afraid he was showing you up? Apparently so. Because your reasons for firing him were total bullshit..
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Declared by Group sent from OFR employees on Saturday, June 27, 2015
JIHAD ON YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 21, 2013
It's those beyotches who have to get that one spot because it's 10 feet closer and cause near-death accidents in the process. May a thousand Hummers run over you while you're walking to your car!
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Declared by Peteramsbertsass Hasan on Monday, September 10, 2007
For trying to boot me out of lads via your ill conceived Facebook group
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Declared by Olly on Monday, October 8, 2007
Candace the stupid dumb lesbian whore slut can go eat dog shit from the back yard if she cant be bothered walking to see shit for me and fuck her greaseball boyfriend and have a fucking wog son thats heaps greasy ... woggy fuckin offspring... the fucking library fucking whore some dick slapped in her face...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, October 21, 2007
I declare jihad on YOU! You, sitting there on your spiffy mac laptop, drinking that starbucks! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HIP....well guess what? You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, January 17, 2009
Jihad taha is getting mad when i call him!!!
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Declared by Jihadtahalover42 on Tuesday, June 4, 2013