Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoSo I had this 'friend' who would always say she was either 'busy' or overloaded with work or family or something. Or if none of those excuses were feasible (because I knew her schedule), she would lie and say she was babysitting with no way out.
Here's my question: If you don't want to hang out with, why...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 14, 2011
A motherfucking JIHAD on your cruel world for letting the assholes and bitches get all the good karma while I get shitted on more and more every year. What the hell else am i supposed to do?!!! I give up.
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Declared by Lexie on Saturday, December 29, 2012
Old people/mexicans/ornery hicks with no attention span and stubborn attitudes + technology + minimum wage + me == FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS I AM BIDING MY GODDAMN TIME UNTIL I GET OUT OF THIS CRAPPY PISSY TEMPORARY JOB
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Declared by Gh0st on Tuesday, February 11, 2014
I had this previous best friend in this school and all she said does pure and utter bullshit.
I will elaborate one bullshit she is doing.
It was when she makes herself look bad at her internet friends. I mean come on, she said that most of her internet friends are either all depressed or have problems in...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, November 23, 2017
Stop puerto ricans from being racist ! And give america back their money ! Ass Holes
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Declared by Marlene Laurence on Sunday, July 8, 2018
You guys suck and you have crappy ads which are fuckin annoying!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
Holy war on you!
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Declared by Mistr Pavel on Monday, October 8, 2007
Anti Lovers
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Declared by Khan on Wednesday, November 14, 2007
WHY YOU DO THIS
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 9, 2007
You always stand on the balcony when making phone calls; your voice is loud, jarring and annoying, and the things you say are idiotic. I don't mind.
Your dog (if that ten-pound fluffy white battery-operated little squaler can even be considered a dog) has a hysterical, nerve-wracking little bark and employs...
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Declared by Glen on Wednesday, May 11, 2011
I WAS CALM UNTIL YOU TOLD ME TO CHILL OUT; NOW I WANT TO F***ING TELL YOU TO STFU AND GTFO
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Fucking tosser
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2011
Fuck you guys up your fucking tight asses.
In an attempt to reseat my wifi card, after taking out a burning hot hard drive and putting it back in, my hard drive is making a click noise. Also, the battery on this FUCKER DIED WITHIN THE FIRST YEAR OF IT'S LIFE! WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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Declared by EagleYS on Thursday, March 10, 2011
why can't i do better?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
Neurotically politically correct, fanatical social justice warriors are power-hungry bullies who are not so much interested in justice as they are in bossing other people around. And the jerks who defend PC bullies by calling their critics asshats are the REAL asshats. Nobody who’s intelligent would...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Jihad on you, you idiot Bitch! Look at you! Look what you have done to yourself! You DESERVE the tears you are shedding! Why? Because you ASSHOLE, you are here venting at yourself instead of doing what needs to be done! Even though you've dug yourself such a deep grave it is probably IMPOSSIBLE to fix the...
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Declared by Lauren on Wednesday, January 11, 2017
People who spit in public insult Allah and will perish in the burning put of eternal damnation
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007
A mo**er who spends most of his day getting loads of money from his weblogs. He hates tits. Infidel.
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Declared by Morroida on Monday, October 8, 2007
I declare holy Jihad on the bastard in my office who keeps interrupting me while I declare jihad on my co-workers.
A pox on your winkie infidel.
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Declared by verminator on Friday, November 2, 2007
With there marijuana is dangerous lies
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Declared by chungchowchingychungcho on Wednesday, November 14, 2007