Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou and your stupid bitch of a wife kept me up till 4 am with your domestic disputing! FUCK YOUR RELATIONSHIP, BREAK UP ALREADY! I heard the evidence that it's NOT working.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
Fake bitch! You aint ME so stop pretending. You are the stupidest ass person I swear now Im laughing at your thirsty ass. Go suck a dick bitch! I don't talk like that. Haha you could never get me correctly biotch! I was fishing and I caught a dummy. Thirsty hoes funny. You showed yourself for what you are....
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, July 18, 2011
you're an uncreative bitch and I hate you
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Declared by agafsdgdfg on Sunday, July 14, 2013
God damn you, Katie. This sin't the kind of fucking friendship I ever wanted. I want to just block you and nver fucking speak to you again but at the same time here I am planning out a cool birthday surprise for you. We're so similar in everything BUT personality and it's so god damned frustrating! Why are...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 10, 2013
You were an asshole to me for months, and I put up with it because of our past friendship. Even though you KNEW all the shit I was going through with my family at the time. I let you belittle and gossip and accuse me of things because I didn't want to fight with you. I tried my damn best to be nice to you...
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Declared by Taylor, AKA the girl much better off without you :) Fuck youuu, bitch on Tuesday, January 31, 2012
He is so jihadded! I DECLARE A HOLY WAR! JIHAD ON YOU ASADULLAH!
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Declared by Peking Jihad on Thursday, May 16, 2013
why do they plague us?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
i paid five bucks for my breakfast this morning, mostly because i wanted pancakes. standing one space behind you with ten pancakes left, i figured there'd be plenty. but no, apparently it takes exactly ten pancakes to feed your ninety pound sorority girl body. because of you, i had to downgrade to biscuits....
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Declared by derek on Monday, September 10, 2007
You are invented to make an application seem as if it has been through several revisions even though it still throws random errors.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
For those idiots who try to misuse everything they find!
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Declared by Lukadium on Monday, October 8, 2007
Mr. "Shut up and Reboot" - I spit at your 2 monitors!! I fart in your general di-rectione!
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Declared by Entropy_Happens on Thursday, October 18, 2007
DFS FRS ADS - All interdependant and none are working right,
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
When Americans come and declare war on us when they run out of oil.
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Declared by Ahkmed The Terrorist on Saturday, May 10, 2008
Because the smokey mountains are NOT a rainforest!!!!
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Declared by I hate Kentucky on Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Every year, more than 30,000 people die of the regular flu. So swine flu really is no big deal. The only difference is that this flu is air born (spreads easier), but the media sure loves to milk it for all its worth.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Gosh , this is stupid!
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Declared by Gosh Im brown x on Sunday, January 10, 2010
I found another site to vent. I need to vent so that i do not implode! I am not sending messages to you. I don't have anyone I feel comfortable enough with(right now) to talk about my feelings, my hurts, my disappointments, and overall you. So I think your on this site now too. So I am moving to another.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Fuck outta here! Obsessed ass people I swear. How tf do they find me?
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Nigger. 8========D ~~~ your face, JEW!
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Declared by 8======D on Thursday, December 12, 2013
We will declare war on every nation in the planet until they agree we are the only nation eligible to have a nuclear bomb. Peace
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Declared by Malvin on Monday, October 8, 2007