Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Cat on Sunday, July 4, 2010
I found another site to vent. I need to vent so that i do not implode! I am not sending messages to you. I don't have anyone I feel comfortable enough with(right now) to talk about my feelings, my hurts, my disappointments, and overall you. So I think your on this site now too. So I am moving to another.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Hey Douche Bag. Wanna play games with me? Check for an I.E.D. under your bed, your car, even your mailbox shit head.
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Declared by Jackie Jihad on Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Nothing looks more idiotic than a guy wearing lace shorts. This has to be one of the dumbest, crappiest-looking fads.
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Declared by anonymous lady on Sunday, June 4, 2017
Where are you? I am fucking sick of you playing these head games with me you ungrateful bitch. Come out come out wherever you are.
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Declared by Drfeelgood on Wednesday, January 30, 2013
You fuckface dickless asswipe. Ihave news for your ass you don't rule the world and for the record define the term tax fraud jackass. Cause very soon the irs will be coming for you. MOOOHAAHAHA BITCH!
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Declared by justice on Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Damn you, slightly obscured and wobbly mixed-cap text! I thought you wanted XogH8, but no... you wanted x0gHB!!! Horse farts!!!
All I wanted to do was buy my front-row Nickelback tickets, but after two hours, you've relegated me to nosebleed status. I'm a rocker, not friggin' Robert Langdon!!!
Was...
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Declared by Todd E on Wednesday, September 12, 2007
"I'm placing a jihad on you!"
"Just, like, whatever.."
You will burn in the fires of hell for being such a pathetic way of ending a conversation.
Nothing about you is funny. The people who use you are not funny. The world would be a better place without you.
You are a statement used by a generation...
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Declared by Garry on Monday, October 8, 2007
JIHAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!
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Declared by matt on Monday, October 8, 2007
I know, I have bad teeth. Thanks for telling the obvious. And I know, I should have, blah, blah, blah. So stop the crap, I'm not paying you to nanny me, I simply want my teeth fixed. Do you think an electronics repair shop lectures its customers when they bringin a broken TV set? Its my money that feeds...
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Declared by Maximus Miser on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Julius Evola was, if you ignore his insane racist bullshit about aryans with semi-solid bones and his inexplicabel sexism, pretty much right about how much the modern world screws us all over.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
How dare you have a voice that sounds like a phone sex operator!
Quit being black!
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Declared by Your Information class on Monday, November 19, 2007
I want to unsubscribe from your cable TV services. Why is it so complicated? Why should I go through your call routing system and wait about 20 minutes and even more? Why do I have then to wait for a customer relation representative to call me? Why the hell can't that representative just disconnect me...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 3, 2008
I fucking deserve it,
i bring nothing of value to no sociaty, I despise religion and bitchslaps faith. i dislike net users and hate people.
I post annyoing crap and dont take things you care abot seriosly.
Yet the Universe loves me and I AM AWSOME
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Declared by Rulerofgreat on Saturday, March 21, 2009
I mother fucking Jihad your saggy ass, Stupid. My friends know where you live.
All bets are off, fuckwad.
There will be pain & it will leave a mark Dipshit fag
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 6, 2009
for coming up with stupid suggestions on Globe branding.
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Declared by Ibrahim Khan on Friday, March 26, 2010
The Swim&Dive team declares a Jihad on Ouachita Baptist University for not allowing them to wear speedos to sporting events. Hey Keldon, Adam and Eve were naked...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 16, 2010
Fuck you David you sniveling pathetic little weasel, fuck you and all your time wasting bullshit, stop ringing me about stupid trivial matters and get the fuck on with your job you absolute moron! accusing us of ripping you off,and all your bullshit imaginary situations that never fucking happen, you...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012
Pfft. I'm just kidding. I love Al Qaeda.
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Declared by Average Amerikan on Monday, December 9, 2013
Please stop stalking me. Just stop. If you cannot deal with the situation or me, either commit to leaving, like you said you would, or come and talk to me about it personally. You have blocked me on every way possible, yet you think it is even moderately okay to keep stalking me? You are degrading me by...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 24, 2015