Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhy don't you let your friends make there own decisions. You manipulate them all into liking someone that they don't like. LEAVE them be.
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Declared by GirlinLove on Saturday, April 21, 2012
My boyfriend, witch im falling so fucking hard for, upset me a lot the other day. I cheked his phone and found out that he saw his ex the other day. I don't mind him talking to his ex girlfriends. It dosen't bother me THAT bad. As long as they dont do anything, ya know? But I kept reading thier messages and...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Here I am on a beautiful Saturday doing laundry, babysitting my husband's friend's dog while he goes 4-wheeling with some girl i've never met before clinging onto the back of him---why can't she just ride with her "boyfriend" who i've also never met?---and he never even invited me to go with!!! Never texted...
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Declared by Cindy on Saturday, July 7, 2012
DON'T YOU TOUCH IRENE AGAIN YOU FUCKING CUNTBAG SON OF A BITCH. I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU'RE EVERYTHING I FUCKING HATE GO DIE IN A FUCKING BONFIRE YOU PRICK
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Declared by RR on Thursday, March 12, 2009
You took it. Changed your mind and left me hanging. And now you are angry at me. What the fuck I made you a sammich right after. Also, 16 and 21, you kinda borke some laws there.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, March 15, 2011
You'll just never fucking understand how much I love you. And it is infuriating.
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Declared by Sarah. on Monday, May 17, 2010
someone has to have a holy war. somewhere, sometime, for some purpose, and this seems like the better option.
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Declared by vince's jihad-er on Monday, October 8, 2007
You fool. I hate you. I really hate you and I hate the fact that you are my best friend. Why it had to be you. It was not I but it was you to show affection and love(which I though was real). Now I realize how confused you are. And in this whole procedure you broke my heart. I hate you for what you made me...
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Declared by MantuShona on Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Why the HELL do you think i would be ok with you coming up to me and you telling me TO MY FACE you stopped caring 3 months ago... AND you were dating one of my good friends WHILE WE were dating. AND THEN you expected me to be ok with us STILL dating. NO FREAKING WAY
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 3, 2015
she be so heavy she done brokeded my back. i ain't never givin yo momma a piggy back ride ever again.
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Declared by jamal on Sunday, September 9, 2007
If you'd screwed me in the car on the abandoned hiway that night, not only would we still be together, but we'd both be much much happier. I would've made it worth it...infidel.
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Declared by me on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Oh Sara,
How could you be so foolish. You loved him, you were together nearly a year and you slept with someone else. You betrayed his trust and broke both our hearts. He wont forgive you and will not have you now. You not only crapped on all of your plans and dreams, but you flushed them down the...
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Declared by Sara on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
How about anal sex ?
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Declared by Ben Remka al Jihadi on Friday, October 26, 2007
Haley,
YOU are also THE BEST not girlfriend but fiancee that I could ever ask for. You may mess up sometimes and don't always express your feelings that well, but I love you and I know you love me too. You are right to say that I would do anything in the world for you, but you are wrong in putting...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Fatih seni seviyorum ama sen bana yüz vermiyon. Allah seni kahretmesin!
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Declared by Baran on Sunday, October 12, 2008
She is as thick as pig shit .
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Declared by Chris on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Jihad on you and all your kind! I don't hate you because you're my ex, I hate you because you led me on and are still trying to even now you're with your new Little Miss Perfect! You tell me how you want to be back with me and you care so much when you're getting with her at the exact same time! You really...
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Declared by Honeybee on Friday, March 1, 2013
LOVE IT
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Declared by BOB on Friday, April 20, 2012
fuck u,u son of a bitch.How could u dump me u mother fucking asswhole.
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Declared by Hassan on Saturday, November 17, 2007
i will kill you very soon
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Declared by surya on Sunday, December 16, 2007