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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
UCF
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Declared by Jay on Monday, October 8, 2007
Why is it that I wake up every Monday feeling as if it were the end of the world? Why are Mondays so slow? Why can't there be six days in a week? it would make the weekends seem longer....
DEATH TO MONDAYS!!
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Declared by the hippie on Monday, September 10, 2007
By the age of ten, we all know right from wrong and what we are getting away with. Well, K*******- You are a spoiled, mean, demented little bitch and I would say it to your face if it wouldn't get me arrested. When you pulled your shit with my kid, the "talking to" that I gave you seemed to scare the shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, April 18, 2010
How does filling in a bubble measure your intelligence when all the bubbles are possible 'best' answers and you give us only one choice?
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Declared by Pissed-off test-taker on Monday, March 10, 2008
MCDONALDS IS A FUCKING RIPOFF. THEIR CHIPS ARE NOTHING BUT OIL IN POTATO SKIN. MCFATTY LOOKS LIKE HE CAN STAND TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS. STAFF DON'T GIVE YOU THE SMALLEST PIECE OF RESPECT. FUCK MCDONALDS.
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Declared by McFucker on Thursday, December 6, 2007
you are one twisted child... you messed up my computer with man paint... you're obsessed with changing oil... you make bananas out of sand...and you deliver them frequently to millions of people...
that's just messed up...
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
BLOODY IMPERIALISTS!!! GET OUT OF MY CULTURE! D:
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Declared by Angry Myanmmar Person on Monday, October 8, 2007
Okay, listen up you little whiny bitch. Instead of jumping to conclusions, use your fucking head (and not the one you stroke at night because that's your only friend you can cry to) and actually think about REALITY which you clearly don't believe applies to you. Oh, and since you are FANFUCKINGTASIC at...
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Declared by kst10e on Saturday, October 10, 2015
Вся нация этих тупых прожорливых свиней должна быть уничтожена! Все без остатка! Настанет день и наши баллистические ракеты упадут на головы этих мерзких паразитов!...
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Declared by ыть on Thursday, August 21, 2008
Yeah, that's right fucktard, you know who I am. You and all of your colleagues are as useless as a bunch of dug up bodies.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
even after days of requests i still have parents trying to throw things at each other and i am suffering fucking mentally so I HAD LOVE TO TEAR HIS FACE APART
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Declared by anonymous on Thursday, June 16, 2016
I swear, whoever takes care of those autistic kids playing in my backyard had better pay more attention to them. The last time one of the autistic young girls came in my backyard, I fucked them and they literally came in my backyard. To be fair I was extremely intoxicated and now she wont stop coming back...
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Declared by Imaregisteredpedophile on Thursday, March 23, 2017
Hi Work, well I'm leaving in 3 weeks and you're going to be fucked. why? because that fuckwit who is working full time hours while doing part time workload and having panic attack every 3 minutes is going to be about as much good to you as a turd in a shampoo bottle. Good luck teaching that dense shitbag to...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 15, 2012
I HATE online applications. It's ridiculous, you can't just walk into a place with resume in hand any more and talk to someone. No, you have to "go to such and such website and fill out our specialized custom application which takes 2 fucking hours which after you finish we will precede to ignore." WHAT THE...
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Declared by Frustrated on Friday, October 5, 2007
Whoever came up with the idea that just because someone is dead you can help yourself to a large portion of whatever you think they were worth. I mean, just because the poor bastard is dead and can't argue the case, that's no justification for declaring you can have a large share of their stuff.
I mean...
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Declared by Gordon Brown on Monday, October 8, 2007
This guy is the biggest d-bag I have EVER met. Continually he has moved up the political ladder after one abysmal failure after another. He used church money to buy porn, attempted 2 affairs, treated staff horribly, fired good staff, framed innocents, and turned churches in on themselves. Let me tell you...
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Declared by Eric on Friday, August 15, 2008
You claim to be self-aware and intelligent, you are nothing but a narcissist self-deluded psycho. You think every one of your ideas is the right idea - and inflict your power on the team. You patronize others when its you who is the short-sighted, unimaginative idiot. I hate your two-faced smile. I will...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2016
... I wonder why it's so rare to meet intelligent human beings. Please stop polluting the gene pool with religion and let your children do what the FUCK they want. And for fuck's sake realize that you are living on a planet with 6.5 billion other people; read a god damn book and offer a conversation. I'm...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Fuck the NSA and those that work in it!! Nosey spying Bitches!!!
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Declared by The Anti-NSA infidel on Monday, August 19, 2013