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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 24, 2007
This guy's proper annoying! He's in high school but acts like a 2 year old!
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Declared by The_Truth_Speeker on Monday, October 22, 2007
According to the most holy words that hath been poured upon the worthy tounge of allahs great prophet I delcare this Jihad upon thine own head.
And it shall be declared as a parable saying:
Behold, it came to pass in the time of night, that as I, even I The Nathan lay at rest; that a trance came upon me....
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Declared by The Nathan on Saturday, November 24, 2007
Jihad on you! This site used to have my cheesy beef picture on it
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Declared by Paul on Monday, May 19, 2008
You whiny, self-indulgent prick. Do you think the authors you interview actually want to be staring at your ugly face?
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 23, 2009
Hey dickhead, Hows married life treating you. Still using a penis pump to try and get a hard on?
Hell, Viagra wouldn't help you. Damn man, whatcha gonna try next?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 31, 2009
I put a Jihad on you!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, November 29, 2010
FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE! i fucking owe the government 9 fucking k's for some stupid not well planned scheme, fuck that! and yeah, FUCK YOU TOO LYDIA! iv'e done what you said! discreetly and carefully too! I fucking stayed how many sleepless nights doing what you asked me too and in the end i got...
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Declared by sir.toomanyfack-alot on Saturday, November 24, 2012
My father verbally abuses me and i can't fucking take it anymore! So FUCK you dad and i declare the unholiest of fucking jihads on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 9, 2013
my jihad goes here
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Declared by Konrad on Sunday, October 7, 2007
I am declaring a Jihad on Big Chris because I feel that he deserves it.
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Declared by JayJay on Monday, October 8, 2007
I make fun of Canadians with my friends, but I secretly think they're cool.
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Declared by Alex on Saturday, November 3, 2007
i cant belive after all i have done for you and how we both lost our mother becouse of you wanting a better life you would turn on the only person who stood up for you. Well little sister i think your selfish and spoiled i hope the new family and boyfriend who by the way is a loser !!Make you happy. Also i...
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Declared by pissed off in the middle of noweresville on Friday, February 26, 2010
Because you're leaving, and you just don't care anymore.
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Declared by Mark on Tuesday, May 3, 2011
I declare a Jihad against you, Nick, for travesties against me and my beliefs and the attempted destruction of all that is right.
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Declared by Aalee "The Butcher" bin Imamul Muttaqeen on Monday, April 2, 2012
I'll never understand the loony contradictions of politically correct, social justice warrior liberals, progressives, and liberal feminists regarding crime. On the one hand, they want rapists to be locked up - which is something everyone agrees with - but on the other hand, they say they want all criminals...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, June 9, 2017
Microsoft kills babies
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Declared by robert on Monday, September 10, 2007
F*CK POP IDOl, Star academia and things like that...
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Declared by Will on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
This is JIHAD !!!
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
Hey, motherfucker. You had me paint your football hero. You decided "Hey, I'm white and I'm right, so I don't have to pay!" Perhaps you had no money to pay for it, perhaps you just believed you were entitled to two weeks of my life. Perhaps you're a stealing cunt that needs to be disemboweled with a wooden...
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Declared by Fail on Tuesday, March 18, 2008