Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by fuckker on Wednesday, February 24, 2016
We've been through a lot! We've hated and needed each other, or at least I thought so. I knew you'd never love me, but I grew attached anyway, despite your warning. I told you I loved you and your reaction was, "okay." I don't have it in me to stop with this, but I have to move on. You can't love me, you...
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Declared by Max on Thursday, May 3, 2018
I hate you for not completing the Title Policy Workflow
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Declared by Afzal Wali on Monday, October 8, 2007
Hates technology and the interweb.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
If you're already taking the money out of my paycheck, why do I have to fill out a form authorising you to do it?
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Declared by Tim on Thursday, October 11, 2007
I am jihading your ass for reopening closed bugs that are already fixed.
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Declared by Verminator on Thursday, October 25, 2007
Fuck having twins. Just fuck it.
I swear, I want to kill these goddamn wads of flesh sometimes. I wouldn't actually DO it, of course...but the urge is there. There's got to be some out-of-the-way dumpsters I could toss them in, right?
All I want is a few minutes of quiet - a moment alone - a cigarette...
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Declared by Loving mother on Monday, March 10, 2008
The other day I slept over my friends house and in the middle of the night (mind you there is a snow storm going on) some puck ass kids broke into my car and stole my ipod and gps! fucking assholes! why me why me! Jihad on you!!
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Declared by Why Me on Sunday, February 7, 2010
for bringing disappointment after disappointment.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 7, 2010
I have small boobies :(
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 11, 2011
http://www.wogim.org/sinlist.htm
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 17, 2011
One person i want to beat in life is someone who used to be friends with but not anymore. For a number of reasons. I dont like him nor trust him. He's a backstabber. Talks badly about other people. Cant handle good things happening to other people. Etc. When he started getting interviews, i was genuinely...
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Declared by sdfd on Sunday, June 5, 2011
You are a fucking family anihalating, sucubus whore that has literally thrived off my personal agony, the way a blood sucking parasite takes to one's open sores! Couldn't raise YOUR kids right; got one homo weirdo and one fatass man pleasing slut. both dislike you so you decided to take over MY FAMILY to try...
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Declared by unecessary on Thursday, August 1, 2013
You're just another Tumblr social justice warrior jerk, because you made the idiotic comment that "literally all Americans hate" the U.S. educational system. How do you know that - did you actually interview and conduct a survey with literally all Americans in order to determine this? Somehow, I doubt very...
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Declared by anonymous on Saturday, July 4, 2015
http://www.vampirefreaks.com/Thorpheus
Alright you little cunt face you got me banned because of your lying faggot(I pity gays that this guy is gay)ass! I hope your crackwhore mother gets AIDS! I hope you get AIDS after you suck your Daddy's fat prick and I hope you suffer and die alone you fucking butt...
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Declared by Greg on Thursday, August 20, 2015
Fuck my thesis. Fuck this damn thing people are asking me to write. I don't care about writing. I want to do stuff with my hands. I hate having to share my intimate thoughts with people that I know and who will judge me for it. Fuck that shitty school system. I don't get the point of the exercice. FUCK YOU...
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Declared by angrystrudent on Wednesday, April 12, 2017
This girl hasn't noticed me in two years despite all my efforts to be nice to her so you know what, fuck her!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 7, 2017
Stop puerto ricans from being racist ! And give america back their money ! Ass Holes
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Declared by Marlene Laurence on Sunday, July 8, 2018
This is a love/hate Jihad! Why have I become obsessed with the shiny devices from Cupertino? What is it that you do that speaks to me?
Jihad on you!
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Declared by Jim on Monday, October 8, 2007
My boss is a raging bitch...there's no better way to put it. I am convinced that she was put on this earth for the sole reason of making each workday worse than the last. It's pretty fucked up when i stop think about it...each day i go to work and run an internal monologue saying, "there's no way today is...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 14, 2007