Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoEyal Brandt is a lawyer son of a #$@%$. He uses the lowest scam techniques, makes up false stories and threaths people. Be aware...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 12, 2007
It's time for divine judgement upon those who fail to use the turn signals given to us by the great prophet from God himself!
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Declared by Mike on Thursday, July 18, 2013
FIAFIOAJOIFJADO
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, October 26, 2014
Okay...so. Whenever we would have company or house guests the older sister doesn't mind hint eveytime we have a party her so called "man" or "boyfriend " comes over but he doesn't acknowledge her as that and whenever she would get drunk or high she likes to antagonize me. Let me tell you I am a 5'2" 105lb...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 8, 2017
I hate the gadgets they are making. Eberything is lacking something. Why don't they make a gadget that can do what a computer and a phone do for the price of a portable gaming console like the DS? Imagine, a gadget that's a mobile phone, a pocket pc, a game console and a media player that's small, light...
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Declared by Max Fischer on Monday, October 8, 2007
How is it women assume they can drive whilst looking at the passenger, usually with a car load of kids in the back.
To stop this jihad simply focus on the task in hand, and not whats happening in your favorite soap, or whos copping off with someone else.
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Declared by Mad Mulla Matt on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Hasan is Evil
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Declared by PK on Wednesday, January 16, 2008
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK I DONT UNDERSTAND
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 19, 2014
Yeah, that's right fucktard, you know who I am. You and all of your colleagues are as useless as a bunch of dug up bodies.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2015
A jihad on you for treating youe employees like they dont exist
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 17, 2007
I declare a jihad on you for not making me a cup of tea recently.
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Declared by Craig on Tuesday, November 27, 2007
I declare a holy war on religion - you've discriminated and caused suffering for way to long!!! I'm putting an end to your deceitful ways!
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Declared by joe on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Stop stealing my code!
Stop copying my sleek software and Apple coolness with you cold calculating mind bullets!
Stop sending ex-blackwater spies to steal my secrets of all my cool new touchable gadgets.
A big pile of poo will be waiting for you at this years chrismas party.
ps
I love your taste in...
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Declared by Steve Jobs on Sunday, October 7, 2007
The jerks at Stormfront make it impossible to register. They have a Captcha system in which you’re supposed to complete a picture they’ve provided, but it’s physically impossible to do so. How stupid.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 17, 2015
Their fucking Site chip-india.com, is like a Jail in India, their managment sucks, we forum member do not get basic facilities, most members registered are fake. The Site design sux, the Admin is an A$$hole !
Small small changes takes ages, the forum is full of Bugs, our all efforts put into gaining...
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Declared by Marco on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For crimes against ovaries.
Being dirrty.
Illegal posession of cuteness and being impossibly ticklish.
BLASPHEMY! SACRILEGE!!
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Declared by Ali Kennekebab on Monday, October 8, 2007
Gawd-danmit! Will get all 5 of your followers online to shut the hell up? We get it. They like you. It's even a little creepy how much they like you. But no amount of shouting from their parent's basements is going to convince the majority of Americans to vote for you.
Does the system suck? You bet....
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Declared by Kick The Donkey on Tuesday, October 16, 2007
So predictable that psychotically fanatical social justice warriors (Tumblr loonies included) will say that racists are mourning the Paris tragedy, because most French citizens are white – as if they think us white people deserve terrorist attacks. And these social justice warriors schmucks fail to realize...
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, November 14, 2015
What the fuck is the deal! Why do you ignore me like I don't exist when I am sitting right fucking next to you? Why the fuck can't you listen even though it is your own fault that things are so fucked up for you! FUCK YOU, YOU SELF-CENTERED, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, EGO-FUCKING BITCH!!!!
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Declared by Jee Had on Monday, February 9, 2009
You claim to be self-aware and intelligent, you are nothing but a narcissist self-deluded psycho. You think every one of your ideas is the right idea - and inflict your power on the team. You patronize others when its you who is the short-sighted, unimaginative idiot. I hate your two-faced smile. I will...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, July 1, 2016