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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Why, oh why, do people think they should call me at something like 8AM when they know it's the only day I can sleep in? And I really need my rest this time?
At least call with a reason...
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Declared by Martijn on Thursday, October 18, 2007
In the name of Allah, the super duper great and his prophet..
I am to declare Jihad on the weather!! it brings rain to the infidels and sun to the Jews and evel Christian Teddy Bears. I, in the name of Allah the great say we should use our black gold(oil) to destroy the weather ones and for all.
Peace...
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Declared by Nice Abu-Muslim to Everyone Kareem on Friday, December 7, 2007
I thought that it would be appropriate to put a jihad on Arabic class. So many freakin words to memorize for the final. Why won't this never end?
ps--I am also putting a more general jihad on 8am finals. You are waaaaay too early in the morning
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Declared by An angry student on Monday, December 17, 2007
I want to unsubscribe from your cable TV services. Why is it so complicated? Why should I go through your call routing system and wait about 20 minutes and even more? Why do I have then to wait for a customer relation representative to call me? Why the hell can't that representative just disconnect me...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 3, 2008
Agarra que é ladrão!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, November 1, 2009
Everyone i know takes my actions and expressions as being miserable and that i have nothing to be mad about. But the truth is im not always upset/hurting, and every time i am happy someone has to go and ruin it telling me to speak up, and telling me not to be So miserable..And it is usually adults, they all...
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Declared by Mick on Tuesday, April 6, 2010
For not minding his own business.
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Declared by Debs on Tuesday, May 18, 2010
It's official: I hate you. I fought it, but you just make it impossible not to loathe you. Congratulations, you are one nasty piece of work. Selfish, rude, bitchy, no manners having, self righteous, drama queen Cunt! Fuck you!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, December 5, 2010
You are all losers and part of a dying race. And I'm a White Girl saying that. SO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING RACIST FUCKS!
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Declared by ToughChick on Saturday, May 26, 2012
You and your band are overrated. Your music just drones and drones and drones. Your glasses look cheesey, and so is your beard.
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Declared by Onob on Monday, September 10, 2007
You are invented to make an application seem as if it has been through several revisions even though it still throws random errors.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 11, 2007
For those idiots who try to misuse everything they find!
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Declared by Lukadium on Monday, October 8, 2007
I can understand not letting people smoke in the buildings, but banning outdoor smoking is absurd.
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Declared by Grishnakh on Thursday, October 11, 2007
The flying spaghetti monster is a lie. Linguini rules!
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Declared by Bradilio on Sunday, October 14, 2007
You suck! Stand up and be counted you fkn SHEEP! And, for God Sakes quit procreating!!!
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Declared by Major Majority on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Droopy, you are a monotoned cartoon character who thinks you know everything. You drove me out of toonland with your dullness.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 19, 2007
Ah a shit head! He started it!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 22, 2007
DFS FRS ADS - All interdependant and none are working right,
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, December 18, 2007
FUCK THIS SHIT.
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Declared by PAYPAL SUCKS FUCK PAYPAL on Monday, January 7, 2008