Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoWhat the fuck is this? Don't fucking write a page about what songs gays wouldn't be without.
To the OP of the website: Shut the fuck up, faggot.
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Declared by Dancing Queen on Tuesday, February 12, 2008
STOP! Look around, what the fuck are you doing? Are you just going to work in the service industry all of your life? Quite getting depressed and fat and half-ass content with your tv and your hard-earned blackberry and check out your own oppressed state! Find something to live for! Help your fellow man!...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 18, 2009
They're still bigger than your balls *and* your brains, you neanderthals.
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Declared by Maniacal Misandrist on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
I wage jihad on you dipshit fuckers. Your concerned with peoples privacy but you raid private servers. FUCKIN ASSHOLES - I HOPE THEY FEDERALLY FUCK YOU GUYS IN THE ASSHOLE FOR FUCKING UP PlayStation Network this weekend. Many citizens are pissed off with your cause right now.
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Declared by Step Father on Saturday, April 23, 2011
Fuck you bitch. Either get over it or fuck off all together. Yup, I cheated on you. So now we aren't together anymore. It happened a long ass time ago. If we are still gonna be friends then you HAVE to stop obsessing over the cheating and bringing it up and calling me names and bitching and all that shit...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, January 13, 2012
He is so jihadded! I DECLARE A HOLY WAR! JIHAD ON YOU ASADULLAH!
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Declared by Peking Jihad on Thursday, May 16, 2013
don't kill dem trees doe!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
After arguing with you ASSHOLES for too many emails and phone calls, fuck you....Ultimate does not let you pick drivers for cool aftermarket video cards and such. Windows 8 sucks too. Quit selling America Beta versions of your shitty operating systems until they run correctly. Lying, scamming, creeps.
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Declared by Jeffthegeek on Monday, March 24, 2014
Please stop stalking me. Just stop. If you cannot deal with the situation or me, either commit to leaving, like you said you would, or come and talk to me about it personally. You have blocked me on every way possible, yet you think it is even moderately okay to keep stalking me? You are degrading me by...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, September 24, 2015
May you die beautifully like you wished for in your fairy tails.
You want a long term intimate relationship without being serious while having someone else as a boyfriend? FUCK YOU!!
There's a degree to how illogical you can be bitch.
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Declared by MGA on Sunday, October 4, 2015
It's always fun watching people commit suicide, but for the first time in a long while I actually feel kinda bad for Britney. That was the most uninspired display I've ever seen. She obviously couldn't be bothered to put forth some effort and at least make it look like she was trying. Pathetic. On second...
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Declared by Daniel on Sunday, September 9, 2007
Death to the fat one
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Declared by Freedom Fighters on Sunday, October 7, 2007
What good is your best friend if you can't declare holy war on him? You hickied me when I left your party. Scores of family, friends and customers have commented, jeered and laughed. I keeeel you! Alalalalalaa!
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Declared by Justice on Monday, October 8, 2007
For getting up late every day, giving last minute tasks, getting late, watching regional channels, capturing my computer for internet use etc etc.
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Declared by Deepak on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You have discrased the holy religeon of the Islam with your lack of knowledge of the Koran. Marrying a believer does not make you Islamic, nor does dressing like one either. You are still an infidel in the face of Allah. To regain your faith and prove yourself you must go on a pilgramidge to Mecca....
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 11, 2007
i'm going to let two of your tyres down. then i'm going to burn your decking. then i'm going to paint your surfboards with tar. then i'm going to kick dents in that gokart in your front yard. yeah.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 17, 2007
I declare jihad on the idiots at HR Block tech support, who probably don't even have any idea of what country they are in.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, January 21, 2008
Stop calling my number and ask if you can please talk to Mrs. ______(my last name). If I refuse to cooperate with you do not try to find out if there is a wife you can speak with.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 21, 2008
I declare JIHAD on the smoking tenant upstairs! WE share the same God DAMN cooling system! Your second-hand smoke comes through my vents and makes me SICK! May I add we live in a NON-SMOKING apartment complex.Your addicted ass can go outside and smoke your lungs away! Do not smoke inside where I get your...
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Declared by Anita on Monday, August 4, 2008
I mother fucking Jihad your saggy ass, Stupid. My friends know where you live.
All bets are off, fuckwad.
There will be pain & it will leave a mark Dipshit fag
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 6, 2009