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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoIs it really so hard to fucking clear up after yourself for once?!? I feel sorry for any woman who has to live with you. You are a drain on everyone around you, being an inconvenience, a cost and an irritation without any forseeable gain. Get your arse together and do something worthwhile for once in your...
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Declared by Raeface on Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Thanks for being uncaring and bitchy when I need you. Real sweet of you.
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Declared by Fuck you. on Sunday, July 24, 2011
Jihad on you over protective parents! Not only is she a fucking adult, but we are engaged. Yet she has to fight with you to even see me let alone stay the night with me. Such freaking bull. Really, I want to see my girlfriend more then once a week without her having to fight with you the whole week before...
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Declared by Pissed Off Girlfriend on Saturday, August 6, 2011
How can your name be Jihad? JIHAD ON U
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Declared by Birkeroedhater54 on Friday, May 17, 2013
why do some people get so much while others have nothing?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, June 1, 2013
YOU
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 2, 2013
I wanna Fucking harder with God of ALA Ala hu Akbar Suck his Cock
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Declared by Kamohad on Tuesday, March 4, 2014
SO. I am leaving for college in less than one year. I am currently a senior in high school. and i, along with the majority of the teenage population, am treated like a child. My mother won't let me make my own breakfast because she says I "won't make it nutritious enough". She still checks my texts and...
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Declared by sydney on Monday, August 11, 2014
FUCK YOU !!!! RUINING MY LIFE MOTHER FUCKER BITCH SLUT
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, January 11, 2015
Alah akbar!
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Declared by Erlando on Monday, October 8, 2007
For wanting bananas all throughout the day. I mean as if your mouth isn't tired from scarfing down all those bananas, but no - you entice it by having it one every hour. And then proceed to tie yourself up. I declare all holy fucking war on your banana loving ass!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
i love babis ! Go find your corner n play your guitar ! Stop studying !
hahah
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Declared by Darren on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
This is JIHAD !!!
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Declared by matus on Friday, October 12, 2007
Oh Sara,
How could you be so foolish. You loved him, you were together nearly a year and you slept with someone else. You betrayed his trust and broke both our hearts. He wont forgive you and will not have you now. You not only crapped on all of your plans and dreams, but you flushed them down the...
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Declared by Sara on Tuesday, April 22, 2008
You're pregnant again! Here's to you!
Hurrah!
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Declared by The people who love you. on Thursday, November 29, 2007
for not bringing me a macbook pro from new york!!! bastard
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Declared by O on Saturday, October 25, 2008
bible dude,how are you even in that book, you are so overrated
i mean Oh my fucking god ;
GET A JOB
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Declared by bitter on Monday, February 16, 2009
FAIL. Should it not fill a purpose,like oh i dont know make people not thirst to death? Now its just up in their faces. laughing
And besides it is common knowledge that Water is coming to Africa in 2067,earliest.^^
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Declared by I can use a well. on Saturday, March 21, 2009
I hate all of you, from the hipsters to the yuppies to the businessmen.
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Declared by Disgruntled Bostonian on Friday, July 24, 2009
Jihad against DEJWISH religion !
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Declared by Kalash on Saturday, March 27, 2010