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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoIt's disgusting when the parents of autistic kids develop a martyr complex in order to be the center of attention and to be admired: "A-a-aw! Your kid is autistic! How brave and noble of you to be a martyr!" Barf! Let's face it: although autistic kids obviously can't help how they are, they can be extremely...
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Declared by anonymous on Sunday, July 19, 2015
You and your band are overrated. Your music just drones and drones and drones. Your glasses look cheesey, and so is your beard.
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Declared by Onob on Monday, September 10, 2007
You fecking shit! I can't live without you and I can't live with you. This headache you are causing me when I am out of you, is bloody insane. Damn you!
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Declared by Jeppe on Sunday, October 7, 2007
Stop 'dissin my product's 'biatch
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Declared by Bill Gates on Sunday, October 7, 2007
For wanting bananas all throughout the day. I mean as if your mouth isn't tired from scarfing down all those bananas, but no - you entice it by having it one every hour. And then proceed to tie yourself up. I declare all holy fucking war on your banana loving ass!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007
For getting up late every day, giving last minute tasks, getting late, watching regional channels, capturing my computer for internet use etc etc.
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Declared by Deepak on Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Droopy, you are a monotoned cartoon character who thinks you know everything. You drove me out of toonland with your dullness.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 19, 2007
Strike the infidels that inhabit consumer support. Their service is a blasphemy before Allah. Obviously, evolution is not working here.
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Declared by Anonymous Victim/Martyr on Tuesday, October 30, 2007
You're pregnant again! Here's to you!
Hurrah!
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Declared by The people who love you. on Thursday, November 29, 2007
Sure, talk to me when nobody is around and then, as soon as someone 'better' comes along, tell me to 'shut up' and to 'stop being selfish' when I say anything!
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Declared by Matt on Thursday, August 7, 2008
Im tired of this shit. When did wearing a strait face become a crime? Just because Im not smiling doesn't mean somethings wrong! Get off my back you mother fucking Smile Nazis.
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Declared by vi on Sunday, June 5, 2011
I will rain fire down upon you and burn you in the deepest circle of hell. you're cutting me out of important meetings and so I will brand you with hell reincarnate
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Jihad on you over protective parents! Not only is she a fucking adult, but we are engaged. Yet she has to fight with you to even see me let alone stay the night with me. Such freaking bull. Really, I want to see my girlfriend more then once a week without her having to fight with you the whole week before...
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Declared by Pissed Off Girlfriend on Saturday, August 6, 2011
I have tried to take the moral high ground with an ex-girlfriend who continues to spout libelous nonsense. I have tried reporting her comments to tumblr in which they do nothing. It seems like bullying only applies one way. This woman is allowed to bully and call names and block anyone who says anything...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 22, 2015
I feel suffocated by it. So many people are hazy with their judgment because of it. It makes me feel alone yet surrounded by idiots.
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Declared by Caungardh on Monday, October 8, 2007
Perchè sei più nescio di tono in botta ... suriaa
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Declared by zurli on Monday, October 8, 2007
For being a complete dick!!!! I declare a Jihad on you. Grow UP!
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 13, 2009
I declare Jihad on you because you are a skanky bitch who needs to take a bath and stop fucking old men. Such a shame...
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, April 28, 2009
You punish me for exppressing myself then when I defend myself you smack me? What kind of mother are you? Jihad on your fat ass.
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Declared by Cassie on Monday, September 7, 2009
jihad on you , for being such a prick you think you so great meen while if it was not for your Dad you would have nothing ,I think the way your treat your son is shit and abusive. got news for you u are a sick sick dick head that needs the shit kicked out of him. stop watching sick porn you prick .
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, February 9, 2010